danistrulytheman

I'm STILL a self confessing, self professing know-it-all, or so I think!


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You’ve gotta be shittin’ me!!

Even I draw the line, and I may (or may not, lol) have glaucoma, but I still see plenty good … are you fucking nuts?! Forty two dollars for this tiny jar?? Says it’s been slow-simmered for over 20 hours … ahhhh, well that explains EVERYTHING, lol!!

Only at Williams-Sonoma … pity!!

… oh and that $86 for 2 miscue too, ‘sup with that shit?? Dummies!!


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and stopping right at my Birkenstocks and me yelping

he said, “you are the chosen one,
the one who will deliver the message
a message of hope for those who choose to hear it
and a warning for those who do not.”
me, the chosen one?
they chose me!!

and I didn’t graduate from fucking high school

you’d better listen!!

strapped down [to] my bed
feet cold [and] eyes red
I’m out of my head
am I alive? am I dead?
can’t remember [what] they said
God damn, shit the bed!!


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Healthy Meals!!

Well, I think it is, and I do try (gotta watch my waistline, lol)!! This was my “what’s for dinner?” last night after an atypical strenuously filled physical day for yours truly, lol!!

Onion buns from Longos, spicy chicken breast from M&M Meat Shop (200 cal), melted provolone, organic baby romaine, organic hot house tomatoes and sweet onions, and just a squirt of Hellmann’s 1/2 the fat mayonnaise … I’m guessing 500 cals per sammy, maybe 550!! Double that, add an extra 100 calories to be on the safe side, and it’s still only 1200 total … that’s the beauty of it, you feel as if you’ve splurged and over indulged, when in fact you didn’t. Plus being hearty, curbs late night snacking urges … and like I said, it’s very healthy … and GOOD!!