WTF? Is this a kinder, gentler, version of me? I’ve noticed that while I’ve being using my favourite “motherfucker” a lot, that I haven’t being using my also favourite “retard” or “douche-bag” at all!! What’s up with that? OMG, the world just ain’t right if I don’t throw in a fucking retard, or douche-bag into my blog every so often!! I promise to remedy this motherfucking pronto!!