Shit I see every single day in my glorious motherfucking city… the 6ix!! The BEST motherfucking city, on this motherfucking planet! Oh, you do know WE WON THE MOTHERFUCKING, GODDAMN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP!! Good!
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Booked, bitches! Booked!
Again! Can you believe that shit? Is my Emerald Isle trifecta too–3rd time’s a charm! Lucky charm! And, boy am I ever doing this one right! My accommodations are through the motherfucking roof best of the best! Google Dublin hotels (5 star hotels), do a bit of research as there are a few, read the reviews… then take an educated stab at it. Am guessing 40-45% of you nail it w/one guess! Thats’s how fookin good this gets, folks, and blokes!
I’ll be quaffing down smooth tasting Thanksgiving Guinness… luvin’ Dublin… while ya sucker Canuckleheads are chewing down dry turkey!
Speaking of nailing it, here’s an early morning pic of my recent trip to Dublin after I awoke. My straight outta bed coiffe! Hello, handsome!
Damn Dan, Truly Lux Locks!
Gotta love 70’s hair. Am lucky! Was blessed for 50+ years w/ good hair!
BEST ever, my hairdresser swears so! I swear so too, he always told me!
Damn Aging, You Motherfucking Cunt!
… think I was Sixteen; Sweet!
what do you see when you look in the mirror?
well, the CN Tower… as you’ve never seen her before of course!
snapped this yesterday morning using the the Delta Toronto Hotel as my mirror!
perfect timing too, was back again at 2 o’clock today, w/ the sun shining big and bright!
… in the exact same spot on Bremner Boulevard!
but this time… bupkis!
… i LOVE LOVE livin’ life in the6!
three one seventeen
long overdue current selfie.
blame unfavourable lighting in my new digs.
blame getting long(er) in the tooth too!
… life, meh!
IN PIZZA WE CRUST
… (w/a tool kicker)!
wringing in the new year!
… am sure everybody wanted their hands wrapped tight ’round culprit’s neck! squeezing!! motherfucking douche parked his (her?) car outside my building new year’s eve, quickly, absentmindedly & obliviously went on their clued-out partying way. meanwhile, and apparently unbeknownst (i’m too kind, givin’ shitheads benefit of the doubt) to said motherfucking douche… car alarm kept coming on and off all night/morning! painfully ear-piercing too (was SO SO fucking loud)! ordeal lasted over 26 hours! affected 100s of unhappy campers. if ’16 wasn’t the worst, this kick in the arse made it so for this block of leslieville residents. as david g (who’s pic i use, giving credit to) stated; how lucky the car owner is this happened in a “polite” neighbourhood. he’s right! i swear, this shit happens in the us of a, and that’s a smouldering hunka metal left for dead in no time! alas, our slap on the wrist verdict by some pissed-off and sleep deprived ‘villians consisted of a few nasty notes, a bit of egging… some sushi-ing (lol)… AND, lotsa gingerbread man-ing (LOL)!! YEP, you read that shite right… SUSHI, and GINGERBREAD MEN!!
we don’t play y’all, lol!!
… don’t mess with les(lieville)!!
crouching tiger selfies!
… has been WAY too long, and was crouching, lol! will be my last at my beloved dirtydozenwick! and, will miss it so much, everything about it, the good (and, the bad), despite my love/hate… i will DEF miss my time/life these past two years! i was blessed to be here! and, i will forever be appreciative, and will never forget any of it… thank you! but soon this chapter closes, and a new one begins… that’s life folks. today, thought i better capture my remaining time as a personal momento (plus now, am hoping/wishing my new place is more favourable (lighting, no crouching, lol, etc.) for selfies!
7/24/16
doin’ her investigative reporting W-I-D-E stance!!
… someone thinks she’s hot, lol! Won’t even bother to acknowledge her by name… hell no initials either. Fuck her. Pissed I missed her from a more head-on angle, had the perfect view too, but kept creeping forward in babyzen while hurriedly rushing to get my phone out. Is two days in a row now I saw her standing in the exact spot at Dundas Square as well. Me thinks she loves the attention and adoration. Again… fuck her!
Happy Belated!!
lookie what I got today! not only is Canada the coolest country, we have fun money!
babyzen rollin’ 7s!
… 49 squared is 7 too. just sayin’!
Peace!
… is the house kitty’s name! I know damn well it’s not spelt that way, but since I know not how it’s spelt … ’tis the way I will/choose to spell it!
Peace … y’all!!
don’t look a gift horse in the mouth
… what a motherfucking-worthless-piece-of-shit!! any more talk would just be wastin’ my time – too valuable, and ya ain’t worth it, so I won’t. LOSER!!
caramel macchiato frappuccino and cool clouds at 37,000 feet
been a long day. been a long four days. 3450 kilometers in 2 days, 9 hours. and back in 3 1/2 hours. all said and done; 84 hours w/ very little sleep.
how long could I YYC sit and resist?
not long; why hello, car mac frap!
cloud 9
cloud 9a
Spring Sprung A Leak!!
What a one day temperature drop; 20° at least, maybe 25°?!
… April 15 – I hate you!
roofing it!
Spent the better part of yesterday installing this HD antenna. The job complete, feeling a tremendous sense of accomplishment … perfect time for a roofgoof pose … and a beer, of course! Pic was taken using a Nokia Lumina 1020, and its mega 41-megapixel sensor w/ 6 Carl Zeiss lenses! Love it!
What A Mucking Mess!!
Wouldn’t wanna have to walk in this?! Weather forecast did call for isolated showers, lol! Happy my hose & nozzle (minds outta the gutter folks) survived the winter unscathed! 😈
Take me away to Marseilles
Gimme the sound of the rolling dice
Gimme a whiskey don’t think twice
Deal me the card that takes my blues away
… AND, I have the album
… vis–à–vis-à-vous
spring selfie!
dunno why? figured it was time for more pic-chronicling!
holy fricken ZOOMSIES Batman, lol …
FGANGPUCK?!?!
… say what, lol??
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