Shit I see every single day in my glorious motherfucking city… the 6ix!! The BEST motherfucking city, on this motherfucking planet! Oh, you do know WE WON THE MOTHERFUCKING, GODDAMN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP!! Good!
Again! Can you believe that shit? Is my Emerald Isle trifecta too–3rd time’s a charm! Lucky charm! And, boy am I ever doing this one right! My accommodations are through the motherfucking roof best of the best! Google Dublin hotels (5 star hotels), do a bit of research as there are a few, read the reviews… then take an educated stab at it. Am guessing 40-45% of you nail it w/one guess! Thats’s how fookin good this gets, folks, and blokes!
I’ll be quaffing down smooth tasting Thanksgiving Guinness… luvin’ Dublin… while ya sucker Canuckleheads are chewing down dry turkey!
Speaking of nailing it, here’s an early morning pic of my recent trip to Dublin after I awoke. My straight outta bed coiffe! Hello, handsome!
well, the CN Tower… as you’ve never seen her before of course!
snapped this yesterday morning using the the Delta Toronto Hotel as my mirror!
perfect timing too, was back again at 2 o’clock today, w/ the sun shining big and bright!
… in the exact same spot on Bremner Boulevard!
but this time… bupkis!
… i LOVE LOVE livin’ life in the6!
… am sure everybody wanted their hands wrapped tight ’round culprit’s neck! squeezing!! motherfucking douche parked his (her?) car outside my building new year’s eve, quickly, absentmindedly & obliviously went on their clued-out partying way. meanwhile, and apparently unbeknownst (i’m too kind, givin’ shitheads benefit of the doubt) to said motherfucking douche… car alarm kept coming on and off all night/morning! painfully ear-piercing too (was SO SO fucking loud)! ordeal lasted over 26 hours! affected 100s of unhappy campers. if ’16 wasn’t the worst, this kick in the arse made it so for this block of leslieville residents. as david g (who’s pic i use, giving credit to) stated; how lucky the car owner is this happened in a “polite” neighbourhood. he’s right! i swear, this shit happens in the us of a, and that’s a smouldering hunka metal left for dead in no time! alas, our slap on the wrist verdict by some pissed-off and sleep deprived ‘villians consisted of a few nasty notes, a bit of egging… some sushi-ing (lol)… AND, lotsa gingerbread man-ing (LOL)!! YEP, you read that shite right… SUSHI, and GINGERBREAD MEN!!
we don’t play y’all, lol!!
… don’t mess with les(lieville)!!