danistrulytheman

I'm STILL a self confessing, self professing know-it-all, or so I think!


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I fucked 3 times before 3 today. Piece of cake.

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33¢ burgers!

No shit… and times two = 66¢!! And, these are the best quality bad-boys (frozen) my local market has to offer… twenty bucks for six is regular price! You do the math. But, y’all know my shopping (finagling) skills by now… so, box cost me TWO BUCKS!!

… and, them’s the fancyshmancy Ace Bakery burger buns to boot too!


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FREE PIZZA!!!!

AND, a $10 credit kicker to boot! AND, 7 toppings… woohoo!!

Brooklyn Pepperoni, Pepperoni, Ham, Italian Sausage, Mushrooms, Onions, Hot Banana Peppers!

Holy shite!!

Billy, you the man; props dude… ya sho get shit done lickety-split!

The universe is at one again, thanks, bro!!

… zenbaby… zen!