Category Archives: food
a humpday, little sumthin’ sumthin’!
my first midweek summer (YES, summer) bbq!
‘shrooms with a view!
today is the 22nd day of october… we are truly blessed w/ the autumn weather, folks!
a few pics from my awesome leslieville life…
grilled AAA striploins, served w/ Ace potato & chive bread
… shit don’t get no better!!
Limousin Burger!
Beef from the Limousin Cow! These bad boys came individually saran wrapped… check out the fat ratio folks! Verdict: best home bbq’d burger bar none! Yep, bbq done danistrulytheman right… better red than dead y’all!!
I have a pizza dude in my back pocket!
That’s right, I have a pizza guy… and his name is Billy! AND, he’s the fucking best!
… when I call, I always think of Melrose Place w/ Courtney Thorne-Smith always saying, “Billllleeee” LOL!
p.s. not that I watched the show, or know the characters, but I do remember her constantly saying this, either in frustration, or disappointment towards him… perhaps it simply was poor acting lol?!
14″ hand tossed extravaganzza w/ brooklyn pepperoni… well done!
Cruffin
This is an impromptu iPhone post (hope it works). Was too good to hold back! This lineup is for cruffins only (other lineup for all pastries). The sticker is for two cruffins per person. Not sure today’s flavour, only know it contains liquor. Ok, now are you jealous Tiff K?!
ten thirty-seven!
that’s right, $10.37!! a large hand tossed dominos pie w/ pepperoni, brooklyn pepperoni, ham, beef, sausage, green peppers, hot banana peppers, mushrooms, onions, black olives!
… plus, my boy billy did right by me… $5 store credit for next order… yep!
33¢ burgers!
No shit… and times two = 66¢!! And, these are the best quality bad-boys (frozen) my local market has to offer… twenty bucks for six is regular price! You do the math. But, y’all know my shopping (finagling) skills by now… so, box cost me TWO BUCKS!!
… and, them’s the fancyshmancy Ace Bakery burger buns to boot too!
Rainbow Trout gone Greek!
… love, LOVE this one! May be my all time fave!
Usually use Wild Pacific Salmon, but today Rainbow trout was on sale… and truth be told, I prefer it to salmon.
My fist true Weber bbq of the season too. Grilled ’em Greek style, served whole. Greek trout burgers y’all!
Slathered w/ tzatziki, a shiteload of Dodonis feta, and heirloom tomatoes!
… sea salt wedges as a kicker! Nice!
Jayne Mansfield
My double 80/20 beef lamb burger and fried egg, w/ Jayne Mansfield in the background.
Jayne alone, in all its glory – yes, that’s deep fried battered chicken! YMFO!
FREE PIZZA!!!!
… AND, a $10 credit kicker to boot! AND, 7 toppings… woohoo!!
Brooklyn Pepperoni, Pepperoni, Ham, Italian Sausage, Mushrooms, Onions, Hot Banana Peppers!
… Holy shite!!
Billy, you the man; props dude… ya sho get shit done lickety-split!
The universe is at one again, thanks, bro!!
… zenbaby… zen!Â
one dollar? holler!!
… this was the genesis, least part genesis. across the street it’s 3 bucks!
first pasta in a coon’s age too.
can’t wait for tomorrow’s baked version (monday’s too)!
yum mother f o!
IN PIZZA WE CRUST
… (w/a tool kicker)!
eh eh eh
triple a … was fish taco friday, so i cast my line!
obligatory chips ‘n gravy (w/some crazy good aioli)!
THICK-ASS lasagna!
… last of the leftovers!
and, on the seventh day, god created the last slice of lasagna pie!
yep, a whole week’s worth of good eats, y’all!
look at all those luscious layers… lost track after nine! shaved reggiano for the finish!
… yep, good eats! hoegaarden too!
wringing in the new year!
… am sure everybody wanted their hands wrapped tight ’round culprit’s neck! squeezing!! motherfucking douche parked his (her?) car outside my building new year’s eve, quickly, absentmindedly & obliviously went on their clued-out partying way. meanwhile, and apparently unbeknownst (i’m too kind, givin’ shitheads benefit of the doubt) to said motherfucking douche… car alarm kept coming on and off all night/morning! painfully ear-piercing too (was SO SO fucking loud)! ordeal lasted over 26 hours! affected 100s of unhappy campers. if ’16 wasn’t the worst, this kick in the arse made it so for this block of leslieville residents. as david g (who’s pic i use, giving credit to) stated; how lucky the car owner is this happened in a “polite” neighbourhood. he’s right! i swear, this shit happens in the us of a, and that’s a smouldering hunka metal left for dead in no time! alas, our slap on the wrist verdict by some pissed-off and sleep deprived ‘villians consisted of a few nasty notes, a bit of egging… some sushi-ing (lol)… AND, lotsa gingerbread man-ing (LOL)!!  YEP, you read that shite right… SUSHI, and GINGERBREAD MEN!!
we don’t play y’all, lol!!
… don’t mess with les(lieville)!!
my 2016 new year’s eve lasagna!
… saved the best for last! flying solo too. lots of work making it all come together; as the per usual run myself ragged routine. but GODDAMN… i’m worth it, so i did! parm regg, chianti riserva, olives, my best homemade bolognese (grain fed white veal + angus beef extra lean sirloin), rosemary focaccia, best italian noodles, etc. etc. – the whole 9 yards, the whole kit and caboodle, the whole shebang! y’all know me too well! oh, and even splashed on mr. burberry for the special day/eats… not only the food smells good folks!
… my apologies, table was cracked, so i nailed ‘er… shitty host, lol!
h n y … see ya in ’17 suckas!
janie jones… ‘n jennie too!
trip j’s… google the shit outta janie jones, it’s that cool! my girl gettin’ swallowed ‘n gentrified in her neck (literally) of the leslieville woods. double d’s (chicago deep dish pizza) doublin’ down… settin’ up shop doors down soon too! she’s sittin’ (laid-back hipster-chic, ‘n lucky-duck) pretty, that’s fer sure. after not seeing jennie for 2, perhaps 3 years??… she didn’t miss a beat, and kept going on and non-stop on w/profound life-living advice. what an incredibly uplifting, awesome soul. plus, she didn’t stop working the whole time we conversed and visited. AND, when i was ready to leave… said she was gonna give me a hug… she stopped working, then stood up and came over to give me said hug, lol. and, lucky for me… it lingered! thanks again for your insanely inspirational guru wisdom girl! i will continue to take it to heart, as i’ve always had. a part (HUGE part) of me truly believes i’m here, where i am in my life… the person i’ve become these past 3-4 years because of things you said to me in the past, and the influence/persuasion that only you’re capable of w/your subtle teachings! thank you, my friend… thank you thank you thank you!!!!
oh, and she STILL proudly hangs that awesome pic i snapped eons ago (i pulled it down to take a pic, of THAT pic, lol). doing so, i remember, she had it enlarged and printed… she was so happy, proud. i’m happy, proud too jennie! was SO good seeing you… and, i’ll be back to see you, learn more from you… you can count on that!
… jennie from the block y’all!
Thick Ass Pizza!
… from my phone (hope it works)!
lentil w/ hungarian egg noodles soup!
… and 4, NOT 5 year old cheddar!
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