You’re sticking to your guns. HELL, I’M STICKING TO YOUR GUNS!!
Category Archives: money
I need to make some money, need to make money
woo woo make money
I need to some money, need to make money
woo woo
15307
… is a prime number! and, nope… 13307 ain’t!
hopefully the universe doesn’t collapse, lol!
Naima!
… I love your name, Naima! Hell, I LOVE you! Now, I know I did swearsies not to pursue this further, and I’m sorry I broke my promise (dammit, I can’t help myself)… but I’m thrilled I did! At least, I kept my promise of being calm, kind, and polite! But what kills me about yesterday’s episode versus today’s is how difficult vs easy they were. AND, keep in mind after all the teeth pulling yesterday, I was explicitly told, don’t come back scratching for more scratch. After a brief hold, and without consulting a supervisor, Naima did right by me… no questions asked! I guess, I am an excellent customer after all.
… thanks, Naima!
FREE PIZZA!!!!
… AND, a $10 credit kicker to boot! AND, 7 toppings… woohoo!!
Brooklyn Pepperoni, Pepperoni, Ham, Italian Sausage, Mushrooms, Onions, Hot Banana Peppers!
… Holy shite!!
Billy, you the man; props dude… ya sho get shit done lickety-split!
The universe is at one again, thanks, bro!!
… zenbaby… zen!
rollin’ trip 7s!
… 777
“buy a lottery ticket!” – cashier
damn straight mofo… damn straight!
found money!
actually… money finally found (was temporarily mia)!
fourteen dollars and 30 cents!
I give you a $1000 bill
… and, you give me a $100 bill change?! My Saab-Story folks, but essentially what happened! Good news (money notwithstanding); ZENBABY is back better than ever!
life don’t come for free!
done calculating; worked out to be a $500 weekend… almost to the penny! hate when money departs, love it arrives… c’est la vie! the fuck ya gonna do, right? ain’t as bad as it looks… frugalandwisedandidgood! plus, on an unrelated note, realized in my insomniac state last night, i’m exactly (give or take a day) two years aways from my 20,000 milestone… maybe, then i can die, lol!
talk about a mofo million dollar pendulum shift!!
SETTLED!!!!!!!
Thanks, Enza for that email… GREATEST news EVER!!
Can’t wait for Colleen’s call tomorrow w/all the juicy details!!
And, fittingly of course, my personal parting salvo;
I wish you nothing but misery you crossed-eyed cunt… fuck off and die!!
feck!
sums up my shite-life! haven’t been gettin’ the bounces lately… not any!
danistrulyinafeckingfunk!!
Merry Christmas Wiki!
… was the least (second least, actually) I could do. And, thanks Lila Tretikov for the email! Russians… them’s good people!
“that is an awesome email btw” – angela
… she blurted it out – interrupting our business discussions… I love that shit, lol!! I stopped her at that moment… to grab a pen and write it down verbatim in case I forgot! Angela, you were such a lovely person/shining star when we first spoke over a week ago, I was thrilled when you answered the phone tonight! I recognized your name/voice immediately, and was happy you remembered me as well.
Weighed my financial options, I cut the cord… been w/you since ’92 too! But, these dealings of late, was the final straw! Even gave y’all a tongue lashing a few days back, warning I’d be bailing… and, now… I did! Told ya so mofos!! Bottom line, my wallet is $389 fatter for my diligence & persistence!
F U Johnny… looks like cocksuckers are all yours now Tiff… good luck!!
getting my ducats in a row!
… and keeping them there!!
best fin carwash!
… bar none! $1 rinse, $2 soap brush, $2 rinse. done deal! zen baby!
ta ta teeter!
… so long roger! knew my first ad asking for a yard was too much. reposted yesterday, and today settled for half a yard! better than a kick in the arse, especially knowing no one wants these fecking things!
… shite! wish i snapped a pic of it stuffed into dude’s pontiac aveo, lol!
… oh, and other awesomeness news; today boss says, tomorrow is pizza friday!!
I love selling shite!!
I always have! Been selling stuff for years, and even in my new life still do. This time was my Weber charcoal grill. I originally posted an ad a couple weeks ago for $250, but only got a few nibbles. Deleted that one, posted again 3 days ago… this time for $300. Why? ‘Cause that’s how I motherfucking roll! Actually, was something one of the respondents said, that convinced me to. Late last night, I got my first query. Called the dude back this afternoon… we agreed upon $275 (I agreed to throw in a few accessories I had no use for as well). Dude is on his way as I write this (he just called, running a bit behind). Dude also rented a cargo van (one of those auto share companies), so I know he’s serious and motivated. Right now, have a beer in one hand… awaiting his arrival to have cold hard cash in the other!
… well well, lookie here!
Sue, you are a lion!
… a lioness!! honest to fuck, why is it that some people get shit done where others fail? and, why is it that i always have horseshoes up my fecking ass? i swear, this whole ordeal was drawn out for at least 2 months w/incompetent Carol at the helm. Sue ended it today in a 15 minute conversation! funny; again w/the horseshoes… my phone rang just as i pulled off a major road into an industrial area allowing me to park and answer – another fortuitous bounce in dansfavour. i can’t explain any of it, shit is so surreal! explaining to Sue that i simply wanted a resolution, and leading her w/the proverbial carrot… she threw $250 at me… for my inconvenience (maybe, i’m a masterful puppeteer?!?!)! i happily accepted… looks like CIBC and i are back to being friends again!
4mofos!!
hardworking mofos!! … tomorrow, finito!!
i left before they arrived, they finished packing their shit when i got back!!
$50/hr/man… do the math. oh, materials were separate – 8 large! more math!!
… home, sweet home!!
“Y as in Yonkey” – Raja
Holy fuck!! You’re a motherfucking yonkey Raja!! Even after correcting yourself w/ “y as in yellow”… I wouldn’t let it go. Kept chastising him, telling him it ain’t a word, and never to do it again, lol!!
Update/addendum: was blog posting while on hold, Raja transferred me to the credit department… they happily credited my account $55.31!! SWEET!!
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