danistrulytheman

I'm STILL a self confessing, self professing know-it-all, or so I think!


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cruisin’ up and down Eglinton

… like it was nobody’s business!! And why exactly? Well that’s a different story. In fact this is kinda a private post for Tiff K.. I went out of my way today for you, spent all day long driving back and forth on the boulevard, and I’m still not sure what I was looking for … lol!!

But, you are worth it … man are you ever worth it babe!!


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Spring!!

It sprung. It’s here. We’ve been so lucky this year with the transition from winter to spring. Usually we have that deep packed snow that takes forever to melt, and then leaving the ground all lifeless in appearance. It’s always mucky because of this too. This year, however we didn’t get that much snow, therefore no melt. The lawns are growing, plants are growing, my backyard looks incredible for March. It helps motivate you into doing yard work. This morning, before I leave, I think I’m going to dig out that rose bush I’ve been meaning to extract from my flower garden. Ahhhh … spring is in the air.


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Amy Bukkake!!

Fuck you bitch!! Your ill conceived attempt at humour (at least that’s what I think it was) comparing dried chicken to the travesty in Haiti is not only mind-boggling, it’s reprehensible!! Exactly what is the correlation between overly cooked takeout grocery store bought chicken and the horrific tragedy that occurred, and the still continuing pain and suffering ongoing in Haiti? Seriously, how do you find this remotely funny? This has no place in a silly, harmless … at most, just a fucking filler piece. You are the recipient of danistrulytheman’s dingy bitch of the day award, today, tomorrow, and for as long as another ‘dumb broad’ (close your eyes and imagine Frank Sinatra saying this) pulls a boner!!  I hope you fucking choke on your chicken!! Cunt!!


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danistrulytheman+lezajskbeer=onehelluvafuckinggoodtime

That’s a hell of a lot of Lezajsk!! Eight fucking cases!! Dropped over $300 today on this sweet Polish nectar. I was so excited with my purchase that I went grocery shopping after and bought some beautiful Rainbow Trout for tonight’s dinner. Really thrilled about that too … oh, and it also gave me an opportunity to plan, and visualize my Easter dinner. I’m inviting family over for a huge feast, as per usual. I’ve decided for the entree to serve grilled thick-cut lamb loin chops, and an oven roasted stuffed boneless center cut pork roast. How fucking good does that sound? Of course I extend an open invitation to all my WordPress friends, especially the bitches … lol!! Ok, ok, I mean everyone!!


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strutting around like I was cock of the fucking walk!!

That was me today shopping at The Bay … like I owned the fucking place, like the other shoppers didn’t exist, like they opened the store specifically for danistrulytheman!! Godmotherfuckingdamn!! I was on fire, I was looking good, people were fawning all over me, and I was fucking eating it all up, digging all that shit!! What a great, great day!! Oh, and to the employee named Thelma… hell yeah bitch, I’ll be your Louise motherfucker!! Oh, and to you fucking ignoramuses out there, The Bay is AKA The Hudson’s Bay Company … famous lately for these always understocked,  but highly desired red beauties!!


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beef tenderloin

Snapped up a shitload of it on sale!! I bought 4 whole loins, and then I trimmed them, and then cut them into 3 1/2 inch thick pieces … monster motherfucking medallions … and then I froze the fucking lot!! They look just like these in the accompanying pic … these aren’t mine though … they’re  Kobe Beef Tenderloin, as you should be able to tell by the incredible marbling … and to say that the price is astronomical would be a fucking understatement … it’s priced in the motherfucking stratosphere!! Mine? It’s good quality Canada AAA, and like I said the price was right!! Spring is upon us and I can’t wait to bring back the Weber and grill these bad boys!! Soon motherfuckers … soon!!


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444

I’m a numbers guys. I’m also a puzzles/riddles guy. Right now, I don’t know why, this number …444 … has great significance to me, but for some strange reason it appears to. It might be something that has to be solved or deciphered on this very day. It’s still early, although with the Daylight Saving Time change, I already lost an hour. My rotten luck, eh? … Maybe that’s a clue? The total number of days from all of last year added to March 14th of this year total 438, so that’s not it. Hmmm … I’ll keep working on it!!


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chemistry was crazy from the get-go

neither one of us knew why
we didn’t build nothing overnight
cause a love like this takes some time
people swore it off as a phase
said we can’t see that
now top to bottom
they see that we did that (yes)
it’s so true that (yes)
we’ve been through it (yes)

too strong for too long and I can\’t be without you baby

anybody who’s ever loved, you know just what I feel
too hard to fake it, nothing can replace it

see this is real talk
come on I’m always stay (no matter what)
good or bad (thick and thin)
right or wrong (all day everyday)
now if you’re down on love or don’t believe
this ain’t for you (no, this ain’t for you)
and if you got it deep in your heart
and deep down you know that it’s true (come on, come on, come on)
well, let me see you put your hands up (hands up)
fellas tell your lady she’s the one (fellas tell your lady she’s the one, oh)
put your hands up (hands up)
ladies let him know he’s got your love
look him right in his eyes and tell him
we’ve been too strong for too long

I wanna be with you, gotta be with you, need to be with you
I wanna be with you, gotta be with you, need to be with you
I wanna be with you, gotta be with you, need to be with you
I wanna be with you, gotta be with you, need to be with you
I wanna be with you, gotta be with you, need to be with you


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Beer Drinkers and Hell Raisers!!

Beer drinking? Hell yeah!! But nowadays I’m lucky enough if I raise myself out of bed in the morning!! Back in the day though, we did our fair share!! Good ol’ boys … that certainly was us … in a fucking nutshell!! But here I’m also referring to ZZ Top. Fuck, we would road trip our motherfucking asses many, many times to Spokane to watch them in concert!! This is from the Tres Hombres album, along with classics like La Grange (great, great song), Waitin’ for the Bus, and Jesus Just Left Chicago. Radio doesn’t seem to play them, pay homage to their greatness as much these days, and that’s too bad. ZZ Top … you motherfuckers are great!! Much love!!


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I know that life ain’t always good to you

I’m here for you so don’t forget you can count on me

I’ve seen exactly what it’s put you through
Thrown you around and turned you upside down and so you
You got to thinking there was no way out
You started sinking and it pulled you down
It may be tough you’ve got to get back up
Because you know that life ain’t over yet
I’m here for you so don’t forget
You can count on me
Cause I will carry you till you
Carry on

Anytime you need someone
Somebody strong to lean on
Well you can count on me
To hold you till that healing is done
And everytime you fall apart
Well you can hide here in my arms
And you can count on me
To hold you till that feeling is gone

I wonder why nobody’s waiting on you
I’d like to be the one to pull you through your darkest times
I’d love to be the light that finds you
I see a silver lining on your cloud
I’ll pick you up whenever you fall down
Just take my hand and I will help you stand

Because you know that life ain’t over yet
I’m here for you so don’t forget
You can count on me
Cause I will carry you till you carry on
Anytime you need someone
Somebody strong to lean on
Well you can count on me to hold you till that healing is done
And everytime you fall apart you can hide here in my arms
And you can count on me to hold you till that feeling is
Gone so you can live today
Seems so long to yesterday
Keep on counting on me to carry you till you carry on
Carry on

You know that life ain’t over yet
I’m here for you so don’t forget
You can count on me cause I will carry you till you carry on

Anytime you need someone
Somebody strong to lean on
Well you can count on me to hold you till that healing is done
And everytime you fall apart
You can hide here in my arms
And you can count on me to hold you till that feeling is gone
Remember life ain’t over yet
I’m here for you so don’t forget
That you can count on me to hold you till that feeling is gone
Remember life ain’t over yet
I’m here for you so don’t forget
That you can count on me to hold you till that feeling is gone


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Lezajsk Beer!!

This was always my favourite Polish beer. I was on a roll a few summers back drinking all the beers, the different brands from Poland, and I really enjoyed them all. Ordinarily the LCBO sells European beers in individual 500 ml cans, or 6 packs of 330ml bottles. The beers from Poland were always available for purchase individually as well, however they were packaged in 500ml bottles!! Something about beer in bigger bottles … makes me all happy. And now, apparently with new pricing that I’ve noticed recently, this is the best value I’ve ever seen for a beer of this quality, an imported beer, to be purchased in glass. Even cheaper than before when they all were priced around $2.20 -$2.60 per bottle. Now, you can get it for $1.95!! Under two bucks!! You can’t fucking beat that!!


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wwdd

That’s the question piercing me lately … what would danistrulytheman do? (I mean he has all the answers, all the time … hahaha). Involving difficult decisions and complicated choices, it’s recently become my conundrum, my chewing it over, complicated contemplation!! But, I know I’ll get through it all, and first and  foremost, “I’ll endure”!!



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Sloppy Joehosaphat!!

That’s it, my name, my version of the old school favourite!! Every now and then, I get a craving, a fucking hankering for the beauty of what is a Sloppy Joe!! There are so many variants in the marketplace, claiming to be the best. But use this, and only this, the original to make it authentic tasting … Hunt’s Manwich!! My version also includes sautéed cremini mushrooms, crispy pan fried thinly sliced onions coated with flour and seasonings, and topped off with Jalapéno Monterey Jack, and put under the sally for a minute or two, to get it all gooey-oozy!! Oh, and I serve it with hand-cut, skin-on, specially spiced and seasoned potato wedges!! That’s it … my sloppy joehosaphat!!