I'm STILL a self confessing, self professing know-it-all, or so I think!

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Thanks for the Swag, Steph!!

WOW!! How’s that for love? I have been a long-time loyal customer, but I really wasn’t expecting THAT, hell I wasn’t expecting anything! Two brand new logo (shape, too) premium lager glasses (which I was coveting), PLUS a voucher for an 8-pack… a $21.95 value itself! And, love the handwritten letter, such a personal touch! Thanks, Steph… and thanks folks at Creemore… best beer, and def best people behind the beer!! Cheers!!

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i know i ain’t doing much, doing nothing means a lot to me

living on a shoestring, a fifty cent millionaire
open to charity, rock ‘n’ roll welfare
sitting in my cadillac, listening to my radio
suzy baby get on in, tell me where she wanna go
i’m living in a nightmare, she’s looking like a wet dream
i got myself a cadillac, but i can’t afford the gasoline
i got holes in my shoes, and i’m way overdue
down payment blues

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i am a master nego-shite-or!!

i get what i want… is what i do. i fix shit in my favour! i call you, you are fucked! i don’t know the meaning of no/can’t when i hear it! i capitalize on your flaws/discrepancies. i am relentless, i will not concede/capitulate until i win!! on that note… thanks, vincent… has been a pleasure doing business w/you!

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shit went exactly as planned!

EXACTLY as planned (in my mind, that is)!! could NOT have gone better – no fecking way!! am still in awe/disbelief of how it all went down, and how quickly too?! good karma & horseshoes up the wazoo or what danistrulytheman?! def perfect timing for Hannibal‘s proverbial, “I love it when a plan comes together”!! damn straight, A-man … damn straight!!

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sock it to me!!

Whoa!! How much do I love my bank? How much does my bank love me back? First Mackenzie w/ her never-ending, relentless awesomeness/helpfulness, then Hanan coming on board too … ya both went to bat for me, not letting me get fucked – by your employer no less … speaks volumes! Thank you Mackenzie, thank you Hanan! With that issue finally resolved … today, A stepped up as well regarding a separate matter on the same account! After our brief chat yesterday vowing to make things right with a gift card, informs me after speaking with customer care, all they’d be able to do would be a $20 gift card. Was kinda bummed about the amount (sensed he was as well) … so he suggests we scrap the gift card idea (honestly, never was a fan – I mean it’s like mailing cash, was skeptical/scared … lost/stolen, etc., leaving me still screwed) and asks me if direct depositing $50 (the amount I mentioned yesterday btw) into my account would make things right? Hells yeah!! Hells yeah … that’ll make things plenty right! Kept telling the dude, “you’re the man”! I not only love when people know how to get shit done, they actually go about getting shit done!! Thanks A … you def are the mofo man!! I did say whoa, didn’t I?

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Evander Holy-Shit!!

Still am in disbelief?!?! You are incredible, talk about customer loyalty – an Apple in my eye! Left my iTunes library for dead after my deleting missteps/futile transfer attempts! Wasn’t even the reason for today’s phone call, only wanted to transfer/salvage cds I burned yesterday! I did all my crying last night, was moving forward despite it all … but you were able to retrieve all my songs. Thank you! Funny thing though, this whole transfer thingie WAS WAY WAY harder than even you imagined, gave you plenty (PLENTY) of troubles too … as evidenced by our 2 hour chat – with you having complete shared access to both my computers to boot! No goddamn fucking way laypeople coulda figured that shit out! No way! Am so thrilled as you [other(s) too, lol] intimated that I don’t migrate data! What a fucking mess that woulda been as you said … bringing over all my headaches, my problems … so much redundancy, files piled upon files upon files upon files upon files … woulda brought all that crap over to my brand spanking new iMac! Now that that’s done, cleared away the Mini off my desk (monitor/speakers for now – till you call back Sunday so we can wipe it clean military grade too as you suggested … and since we are, am gonna sell the bitch too, better than sledgehammering as I told ya I was gonna do, lol), so many wires gone – more to go, but looks so (exsqueeze the poor/dark lighting folks – ya get the idea y’all) squeaky-clean! Thank you Evander, will talk Sunday, looking forward to your call!!


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laughter is the only thing that’ll keep you sane

don’t let evil get you down
in this madness spinning round and round

take courage when the road is long
don’t ever forget you are never alone

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lost a bank account – no foolsie!!

happy april one danistrulytheman! was already pissed at my bank regarding a completely unrelated concern – didn’t help when today i finally received a phone call regarding it only to be told … we’re looking into the matter! geez, thanks! for nothing! a-holes! so back to my lost account; i have this american plan – for free too mind you, but logging into my bank app this morning, see this hideous monthly service charge? started googling shit, and see that my bank made changes regarding this account effective march 31?! yesterday! wow! what a fine yankee doodle dandy! a quick call, tell the rep i wasn’t aware of these changes and i’m reimbursed their blood-sucking fee. then, have her proceed to empty the account (transfer funds). then am put on hold to be transferred to another department, which quickly assists me in closing the account! done, and done!