danistrulytheman

I'm STILL a self confessing, self professing know-it-all, or so I think!


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no stew for you!

… and no, I ain’t the stew nazi, lol!

this is what 14 hours low n’ slow in the crockpot looks like! oh, and mine’s an old school ceramic Rival model w/only two settings; low & high. no timer, nuthin’ fancy folks – workhorse still gets the job done!

… haricots verts motherfuckers!

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Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me!

Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me
Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me
Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me
Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me
Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me
Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me
Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me
Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me
Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me!
Motherfucker!


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the more we let you have the less that I’ll be keeping for me

well I used to stand for something
but forgot what that could be
there’s a lot of me inside you
maybe you’re afraid to see

well I used to stand for something
now I’m on my hands and knees
trading in my god for this one
and he signs his name with a capital G


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“that is an awesome email btw” – angela

… she blurted it out – interrupting our business discussions… I love that shit, lol!! I stopped her at that moment… to grab a pen and write it down verbatim in case I forgot! Angela, you were such a lovely person/shining star when we first spoke over a week ago, I was thrilled when you answered the phone tonight! I recognized your name/voice immediately, and was happy you remembered me as well.

Weighed my financial options, I cut the cord… been w/you since ’92 too! But, these dealings of late, was the final straw! Even gave y’all a tongue lashing a few days back, warning I’d be bailing… and, now… I did! Told ya so mofos!! Bottom line, my wallet is $389 fatter for my diligence & persistence!

F U Johnny… looks like cocksuckers are all yours now Tiff… good luck!!