… never had one ever honestly, well maybe 25 years ago, lol. Just like pretending I do/did … forget about being cut, happy keeping it flat, not flabby … no ponch!! And no nudniks, I ain’t talking about Erik Estrada either, lol. Recently I started a simple exercise program (again), that I surprisingly seem to do when the warm sunny season comes upon us, hey gotta look my best in the summer. It’s anywhere from 5-20 minutes in total, depending on the time I have available, which usually isn’t much …’sides I’m too fucking lazy to devote anymore. Basically working on my core, strengthening surrounding muscles, helping with my troublesome finicky back, hopefully preventing flare-ups, keeping me healthy … and looking (somewhat) good, lol!! Took this pic not even 24 hours ago, once again chronicling danistrulytheman photographically for all you fuckers in almost real time, lol!!

NOW, I have to start working on my tan!! Don’t we all, eh motherfuckers?!?!