WTF? Is this a kinder, gentler, version of me? I’ve noticed that while I’ve being using my favourite “motherfucker” a lot, that I haven’t being using my also favourite “retard” or “douche-bag” at all!! What’s up with that? OMG, the world just ain’t right if I don’t throw in a fucking retard, or douche-bag into my blog every so often!! I promise to remedy this motherfucking pronto!!

I should have payed tribute to you much, much sooner. You were my absolute favourite when I was doing my horse racing thing. You were one bad-ass motherfucker!! Even your name was motherfucking bad-ass!! I mean, Holy Bull … it just sounds impressive, it just connotes superiority, it just exudes greatness … it just don’t get any better than that!! You were simply the best. You were without equal. Nobody compared to you then … nobody compares to you since!!

Holy Bull winning like a champion with devastating ease!!!! Holy Bull toying with the best horses in training!!!!

God, I motherfucking love Tom Durkin’s stretch call … gives me them chills that I love!!

Once again Google shows why it is the leader in their field.

google greatness

Innovativeness such as this is what separates them from their hapless competitors!! I can’t believe they don’t have a 100% stranglehold on the search engine market share?!! I tried the other 2 … you know who I mean … the ones with the pauper’s share, mainly to see what they had to offer, and in a way test them, only to be extremely disappointed with the results. Their paltry, meager share of the pie makes me wonder why they continue to even compete with such superiority? Thank you Google, I would be lost without you … literally!!