That was me today shopping at The Bay … like I owned the fucking place, like the other shoppers didn’t exist, like they opened the store specifically for danistrulytheman!! Godmotherfuckingdamn!! I was on fire, I was looking good, people were fawning all over me, and I was fucking eating it all up, digging all that shit!! What a great, great day!! Oh, and to the employee named Thelma… hell yeah bitch, I’ll be your Louise motherfucker!! Oh, and to you fucking ignoramuses out there, The Bay is AKA The Hudson’s Bay Company … famous lately for these always understocked,  but highly desired red beauties!!