Or better yet … screwed!! Talk about beer drinking and hell-raising, well this is absolutely it … personified!! What a great motherfucking gig … drinking on the job. This is literally a dream job for anybody working in North America. Fuck, drinking beer makes perfect sense!! It makes everything better!! I envy you, I bow my head in respect!! Keep up the great work!! Oh BTW, did I mention I’m moving my motherfucking ass to Denmark? Pronto!!

beer drinkers have rights too!!

Cheers!!