bidet – 1 / toilet paper – 0
Cleanliness is next to Godliness … another, more famous quote, lol!
“nuthin’ screams clean like a splash up the ass” – danistrulytheman
danistrulytheman
I'm STILL a self confessing, self professing know-it-all, or so I think!
danistrulytheman 
March 10, 2015 at 1:04 am
Omg! I’m dying! Lol.
March 10, 2015 at 9:31 am
… lol, I’m glad you’re laughing! blogpost was all in good fun! 😛