Made this on a whim after eyeing some sweet wild sockeye at my local market. Oh btw, my first attempt at BBQ planking. I think it was a rousing success!! Whaddyall think??

I’m talking about men who when they aren’t wearing sunglasses, slide them up on top of their heads!! It’s completely, “look at me … yeah I’m fucking cool ’cause I walk around with these badboys up top”. Losers, the whole fucking bunch of you!! Either wear them, or don’t!! Indoors, outdoors I don’t give a shit … just put them only on your fucking face!! Pretty fucking simple!! Worse still is people who take photos with them sitting there way up high, like a Goddamn fucking tiara!!I guess it could be worse, they could leave them hanging down the middle of their shirts circa Magnum P.I. era!!

hot fun in the summertime

hot fun in the summertime

hot fun in the summertime

hot fun in the summertime

Or, fucking heat wave, in any case … it’s motherfucking hot!! With no immediate relief in sight either. Temps hovering around 43ºC – 45ºC for at least a week. Man, that’s crazy hot, eh?!! Oh, and for all of my ‘loopy south of the border neighbours’, just google ‘celsius to fahrenheit converter’ to fully understand what I’m talking about here. Methinks it’s an optimal and appropriate opportunity to showcase Sly and the Family Stone. Check above post motherfuckers!!

sometimes I wish to God I didn’t know now

the things I didn’t know then

you take the high road

and I’ll take the low road

give me something to believe in

and it just makes me wonder

so many lose and so few win

and give me something to believe in

One hundred and forty three years old. Wishing all my fellow Canadians a great day … cheers!!

Love playing with astronomical numbers shit. That’s the distance earth cruises daily on its trip around the sun … 1,600,000 miles. Y’all remember c=πr2 right? Ok, so most probably don’t …  but 3.1415926 X 93,000,000 X 2 = Earth’s orbit = 584 million and change miles, which is what we call a year … for you really, really stupid fucks out there. Divide this by 365, and that’s how far we travel each and every day. I figured all this out in my mind, fighting insomnia in the middle of night (this is what my brain involuntarily likes to do to kill time when I have time to kill…. fucking puzzles!!). Come morning, eventually dragging my lazy-ass out of bed, I use my calculator to get the exact figure. Oh, btw how fucking weird that 1.6 is close to 1.618 … phi, the golden ratio? Whatever this means, I don’t know … just sayin’!! Oh, it also refreshed my memory and reminded me of absolutely the greatest motherfucking fucking quote ever, without a doubt on this topic, “God doesn’t play dice with the universe” – Albert Einstein!!

then as it was then again it will be

in the midst I think of you and how it used to be

never thought I’d see your face the way it used to be

Big-time!! Okay, only the deuce!! I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention it … whatevs!!

Absolutely loved this horse – Miesque!! She blew away the competition in 1987 in The Breeder’s Cup Mile, and for good measure came back in ’88 and did it again!! First back to back winner. Fast forward 21 years, Goldikova wins the exact race in 2008 for the first time, and a year later for the second! Another back to back performance. What makes this interesting? Both are fillies(mares) beating up on the boys. Both are considered to best of all time in their division, both have 12 wins(as I publish this post)… and both share another common thread … Miesque’s jockey way back in the day was Freddy Head who now is Goldikova’s trainer!! Talk about a motherfucking coinkidink!!

Miesque:

Goldikova:

but now I laugh and pull so hard

see you swinging from the gallows pole

Said these very words to the doctor yesterday. She smiled, briefly stopped with the questioning, the gathering and compiling of personal information and data … my complete medical history, looked me in the eyes and said, ” Absolutely … no one else”!!

Doing some yardwork recently, planting, fertilizing, all of that green thumb shit!!

That was my response to the lady on the phone. Her question was. ” well first, we have to see if you have to lose any weight?”  Huh?? Exsqueeze me bitch!! I guess you haven’t seen my almost-47-year-old-always-carefully-watching-my-body body? This whole thing, the finalization of the operation, comprised of many queries from both parties, them and me … the helper and the helpless … regarding my ill-timed, urgently impending, emergency under-the-knife procedure, that up until last night I never foresaw. Came right outta left … field, that is!! C’est la vie … what the fuck you gonna do?

My new mantra!! Now I only have to adhere to my own words of wisdom!!

I can’t believe it!! I flew to visit my Mom on June 3rd (possibly the 5th) last year. I stayed until June 11th, told her how much I enjoyed spending time with her, said my thank yous, said everything a good son says, said my goodbyes, flew home. Exactly 3 weeks+3days later she was gone. She died!! I still can’t believe the whole fucking thing, how it happened so quickly. Mom, I miss you, and I love you!!

but a coupla quartsa beer

we thought we was pretty good

‘n we was on our way to fame

guess you only get one chance in life

to play a song that goes like

well the years was rollin’ by

so the years was rollin’ by

yeah, the years was rollin’ by

the years was rollin’ by

so the years was rollin’ by

I just started (yesterday, actually) taking these!! Supposed to be good for my bones, heart, blood pressure, metabolism, and lots of other shit too!! And at my age, I need all the motherfucking help I can get!!

Kinda dig this one. And, really it’s not that old … 2, maybe 3 years, certainly recent enough in life’s grand scheme. And I’m certainly not trying to misrepresent myself …unlike other douche-bag, dick-wads using 5-10 years old pics, attempting to keep Father Time at bay, trying to make themselves as gussied-up-good-looking as they possibly can. This is who I am, I’m sharing a lot here, and believe me, I’m not fond of it all either. This one though, for whatever reason … I like!!

Someone told me love would all save us

But Heaven no Heaven don\’t hear me