danistrulytheman

I'm STILL a self confessing, self professing know-it-all, or so I think!


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BWW blogged in real time

… ALMOST!! Had it all planned, was gonna get to it right away … but you know, the best laid plans … so I’m 15 hours late … hey, still not too shabby!!

Outside the restaurant. Thanks TIFFANY K for the loaner, your iPhone 4s makes the perfect date/timestamp, lol …

Basket o’ onion rings. The Tiff dip into the spicy southwestern ranch dressing …

Five flavours of wings. Thirty (minus one – upper left basket), er 29 in total. Somehow someone got their greedy fingers on a Parmesan Garlic straggler … couldn’t patiently wait for danistrulytheman to snap the pic, lol …

Two tall glasses of suds, a Creemore and a Stella (sorry, no pics) rounded out the meal. Was great fun, more so since it was Wings – Tuesday. And no pic of the bill this time either … sheesh (and NO, I’m NOT sorry, lol)!! 😉


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awesome oxtail!!

This meal was precipitated perusing my local neighbourhood grocery store’s flyers, FORTINOS to be precise … when this caught my eye (on the back page no less) …

Now, I’ve never bought oxtail before, never cooked with it, never gave it a second thought … really was never on my recipe radar!! Seeing it on sale gave me the push, the incentive I needed. Knew that I wanted to utilize it in a pasta dish, immediately ran a few thoughts through my mind on how I’d go about it … then I googled ideas, and the funny thing is what I envisioned in my brain on doing in the first place, before I even started researching, was EXACTLY a recipe I found (the other one was very, very close as well, slight differences only) … great minds I guess, lol. Looks great packaged eh? Was so excited when I saw it (interestingly, the store was having trouble keeping the refrigerated meat shelf stocked … even imposed a “limit of 3” purchase) … and suffice it to say, was definitely pleased with my oxtail purchase …

First job was to sear the shit out of them, lol … which I did (sorry, no pic and that’s a shame … in fact I’m missing pics from a couple of stages of this whole fucking thing. I get caught up in cooking ‘n creating, grabbing my camera to snap pics isn’t top priority). After blackening the pieces in small batches (and removing and setting aside) in my cast iron stock pot, I threw in one whole onion (chopped) and a carrot (finely diced) as well … stirring quickly and constantly ’cause of the residual high heat, I let them sweat for awhile (a few minutes, 5-10). Then I poured in Italian red wine, deglazing the pot and reducing it by half, at that point I dumped in a can of chicken stock (btw, I probably used 1/4 bottle of vino and used the whole can of broth because I didn’t have a smaller amount handy. That’s the beauty of cooking, it ain’t baking so measurements be damned … 250ml – 400ml, or even 500ml, it doesn’t matter … IT’S not too important … close enough for rock ‘n roll motherfuckers, lol). Next, I added a whole can of Italian San Marzano tomatoes breaking them up with my wooden spoon as I kept stirring. At this point it’s very chunky, and I wanted an evenly blended sauce. kinda puréed -ish … so I hook-up my boat motor (i.e. KitchenAid immersion blender) and have at ‘er for a few minutes whirling away till she’s smooth as silk … with the hot pot beautifully bubbling on the stove top as I do … and now with my sauce having the consistency I want (oh, I also added plenty of seasoning – salt, pepper … and Greek oregano too. Really, you can flavour it to your personal palate … bay leaves, chili flakes, marjoram, basil … the list goes on and on. Put in what YOU like … you’re the one eating it after all). I slow cooked it for hours, allowing the collagen to break down, rendering the meat SO SO tender!! This is the result (2 pics … hey, it’s the star of the show, lol) after 6 – 8 hours of simmering and tossed with the best rigatoni Italy has to offer …

Check out the richness of MY beautiful tomato/beef/red wine/chicken stock/onion and carrot based sauce … whew, that was a mouthful, lol!! Damn, yer boy’s got skills y’all!! I’m salivating as I’m blogging … Yum-motherfucking-O!!

Served with broccoli rabe … my obligatory side dish, lol (this time with roasted shaved garlic slivers … and lotsa chili flakes of course) …

And also with the world’s best focaccia (herb and garlic) … ok ok, Toronto’s best (as voted too, lol) from omg baked goodness ltd.

And finally … plated …


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Ascari … scar-free!!

It’s leap day not sleep day!! This is a gift from God (ok ok, maybe not, lol), in any case, it’s still a freebie, a bonus day to appreciate & celebrate, and so we did … grabbed the gang, and eazie-trapezie away we went, very modern family-ish don’t ya think? Here’s a few pics for y’all, enjoy!!

Italiano brewski – not Peroni … loved it, and the cool resto themed coaster:

Apps … Tuscan White Beans, Caponata, Baccala Fritti, Bocconcini:

danis’ casarecce:

A’s Bolognese (… ooooooh, nice watch, lol):

Tiffany K’s Stracci:

Zeppole ++:

Message left on my voicemail: ” … and just a heads up, bring lotsa cash”:

Communal cake (velvet cake) at A’s:


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we’re making this shit up

good morning, don’t cop out
you crawled from the cancer to land on your feet
are you crazy to want this
even for awhile

we’re making this shit up
the reasons for being are easy to pay
you can’t remember the others
they just kind of went away

so you’re driving, it’s rush hour
the cars on the freeway are moving like slugs
when you drift off to wake up
do you always hit the brakes

we’re done lying for a living

the strange days have come and you’re gone
either dead or dying
either dead or trying to go

it’s evening, you’re tired
you sleepwalk, a robot out to the street
are you crazy to want this
even for awhile

you’re driving, it’s rush hour
the cars on the freeway are moving backwards
into a wall of fire


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my most recent LCBO adventure

Thought it’d be an in ‘n out as usual occurrence … another hit and run, grab my shit and go!! Cashier-Dude made a bad decision engaging me in conversation ’bout beer no less … BIG mistake motherfucker!! All of the sudden my shoes were cement, I wasn’t moving till I finished saying my peace, lol!! Luckily the store was dead as a doornail (read: no other customer lined behind rushing danistrulytheman in all his informative glory, lol) so I kept on talking, still noticed his proverbial have a nice day a few times though, hinting subtly that he was done and for me to mosey along, lol!! Did pay me mega respect, “you know your beer” … damn straight I do!!


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chick smokers disgust me!!

I see so many pretty beautiful women everyday, here’s just one example: stopped at a traffic light this morning, saw this gorgeous woman in the lane next to me waiting for the light to go green … then the bitch took a hit!! My heart sank, her lungs did too … just not a pretty sight!! Ok, and I know you may think it’s sexist, and maybe it is … think men are better able to pull it off, seems much more acceptable … for whatever reason. Hey, I don’t like cigarette smoke, I don’t like people who smoke (in my presence)!! I’m not even gonna get into everything we already know about its harmful effects, the tobacco industry in general … just making a danistrulytheman observation … women smoking is TOTALLY not cool!!


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You’ve gotta be shittin’ me!!

Even I draw the line, and I may (or may not, lol) have glaucoma, but I still see plenty good … are you fucking nuts?! Forty two dollars for this tiny jar?? Says it’s been slow-simmered for over 20 hours … ahhhh, well that explains EVERYTHING, lol!!

Only at Williams-Sonoma … pity!!

… oh and that $86 for 2 miscue too, ‘sup with that shit?? Dummies!!


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and stopping right at my Birkenstocks and me yelping

he said, “you are the chosen one,
the one who will deliver the message
a message of hope for those who choose to hear it
and a warning for those who do not.”
me, the chosen one?
they chose me!!

and I didn’t graduate from fucking high school

you’d better listen!!

strapped down [to] my bed
feet cold [and] eyes red
I’m out of my head
am I alive? am I dead?
can’t remember [what] they said
God damn, shit the bed!!


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Healthy Meals!!

Well, I think it is, and I do try (gotta watch my waistline, lol)!! This was my “what’s for dinner?” last night after an atypical strenuously filled physical day for yours truly, lol!!

Onion buns from Longos, spicy chicken breast from M&M Meat Shop (200 cal), melted provolone, organic baby romaine, organic hot house tomatoes and sweet onions, and just a squirt of Hellmann’s 1/2 the fat mayonnaise … I’m guessing 500 cals per sammy, maybe 550!! Double that, add an extra 100 calories to be on the safe side, and it’s still only 1200 total … that’s the beauty of it, you feel as if you’ve splurged and over indulged, when in fact you didn’t. Plus being hearty, curbs late night snacking urges … and like I said, it’s very healthy … and GOOD!!


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New Year’s Day

Better late than never. Just a few pics of my Italian brunch spread for family … minus the multitude of words … I know can you believe it, lol?!

Antipasti …

My trusty Henckels Four Star and Beretta salami …

More salumi …

Molto formaggio …

and the king of all Italian cheeses … parmigiano-reggiano …


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when she comes to greet me, she is mercy at my feet

when I walk beside her
I am the better man
when I look to leave her
I always stagger back again

once I built an ivory tower
so I could worship from above
when I climb down to be set free
she took me in again

when I see her inner charm, she just throws it back at me

once I dug an early grave
to find a better land
she just smiled and laughed at me
and took her rules back again

once I stood to lose her
when I saw what I had done
bowed down and threw away the hours
of her garden and her sun

so I tried to want her
I turned to see her weep
40 days and 40 nights
and it’s still coming down on me


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Westerly Brunch

This place opened on Roncy last month to rave reviews. And yesterday was its inaugural foray adding to an already long list of restaurants hoping to capitalize on a community eager for trendy family friendly eateries offering hearty morning/early afternoon fare on the weekend … the-brunch-bunch!! Ok, not too much to say … but something tells me y’all will have PLENTY to say … and for the first time on danistrulytheman’s blog, not seeing a single comment freely anted-up sharing your thoughts and opinions will be fine by me … honestly, my feelings won’t be hurt, lol!! Here’s a few pics sans the happy couple’s plates (sorry, my bad), blame my limited reach, + their hunger and impatience, lol …

Tiffany K’s eggs-benny (Fresh baked Cheddar Biscuit, layers of thinly sliced Ham, free run poached Eggs, classic, Lemony Hollandaise & pan fried Potatoes (vegetarian option with sautéed Spinach):

Boy Wonder’s Duck Hash (Duck Confit, panfried Potatoes, caramelized Onions, Bacon, and Jus with 2 free run poached Eggs on top and Toast):

dan’s … “the westerly” Burger (House-ground lean Chuck, Veal and Short Ribs with house-cut Frites):

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… and the bill (as per usual, lol):