danistrulytheman

I'm STILL a self confessing, self professing know-it-all, or so I think!


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That ain’t a man bag … THAT’S a PURSE!!

Queued to the gills, up the wazoo today … being somewhere I didn’t want to be. You know when people say the line was a mile long? It was! And since I was already wasting time (wasting MY time) … I had nothin’ better to do than surreptitiously snap these few pics of purse carrying man! I even waited till the line snaked back around before I sprung into action, getting a better shot. C’mon, man bags typically have shoulder straps, and if they don’t, they’re bigger … AND slimmer. THAT’S a fucking purse, LOL

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“boy, I’m really bothering you today” – Starbucks customer

ANNOYING Starbucks customer?! Person directly ahead of me, with all her silly requests, AND taking her sweet-ass oblivious time … with all her changing of silly requests to sillier ones as well, keeping the queue stagnant … as if the Starbucks world revolves around her. Order yer shit and scooch outta the way cunt!! These were her last words to patient Starbucks-barista-dude when she finally was finished  … little did she know it wasn’t him, but ME she was bothering at the time. 👿