I started grocery shopping today!! Getting prepared ahead of time. Nothing worse than last minute scrambling in jam packed, crowded stores with the rest of the procrastinating minions. This year I’m going old school … a motherfucking frozen Butterball!! That’s right … you heard me!! I’ve run the whole fucking gamut … in fact, I was one of the first to try air chilled, grain-fed, hormone free, organic, free ranging motherfucking gobblers long before the masses even knew what that was!! I find that they are pretty much all equal in taste, tenderness, and quality … depending on your turkey roasting technique!! For me it always turns out great, so why not? Plus, this year I’m doing a prime rib roast. Gonna attempt to Weber it (wood-burning charcoal of course … what else would you expect of me?)!!