I should have payed tribute to you much, much sooner. You were my absolute favourite when I was doing my horse racing thing. You were one bad-ass motherfucker!! Even your name was motherfucking bad-ass!! I mean, Holy Bull … it just sounds impressive, it just connotes superiority, it just exudes greatness … it just don’t get any better than that!! You were simply the best. You were without equal. Nobody compared to you then … nobody compares to you since!!

Holy Bull winning like a champion with devastating ease!!!! Holy Bull toying with the best horses in training!!!!

God, I motherfucking love Tom Durkin’s stretch call … gives me them chills that I love!!

Once again Google shows why it is the leader in their field.

google greatness

Innovativeness such as this is what separates them from their hapless competitors!! I can’t believe they don’t have a 100% stranglehold on the search engine market share?!! I tried the other 2 … you know who I mean … the ones with the pauper’s share, mainly to see what they had to offer, and in a way test them, only to be extremely disappointed with the results. Their paltry, meager share of the pie makes me wonder why they continue to even compete with such superiority? Thank you Google, I would be lost without you … literally!!

don’t I belong to you baby? and don’t you know that nothing can tear us apart?

telling you that I liked you right from the start

the more I want you even the less I get ain’t that just the ways things are

come to me run to me do and be done with me

dying is easy it\’s living that scares me to death

don’t I exist for you? don’t I still live for you?

everything I possess given with tenderness wrapped in a ribbon of glass

cold is the color of crystal the snow light that falls from the heavenly skies

catch me and let me dive under for I want to swim in the pools of your eyes

Can you even call it a brewski when it costs this fucking much? LCBO has imported only 30 cases of 12 bottles (360 bottles, that’s it, the total allotment)… 330 ml size too. Not those special release, big assed bottles that they are sometimes known for either. Now, I’ve purchased many, many, expensive beers before. Many exceptional, high quality beers. But, nothing even remotely comes close to this one on the mucho dinero scale!! The price? A motherfucking, jaw-dropping $18.95 … per bottle !!!!!!!!!!!! … and I know I say motherfucking a lot in my blog, but if any occasion warrants the use of motherfucking … it’s motherfucking now … puh-leeze!! To put that into perspective, it’s equivalent to purchasing a half sack (geez , a 6-pack … I hope by now y’all now know this too) of Victory Prima Pils for $14.95 which I’ve previously posted about and paying an extra $4 for this beer and, and, then having the LCBO removing the Prima Pils from your purchase, leaving you with this single, lone beer!! Can you fucking imagine that? Well, I’ve being desperately utilizing all of my resources, trying to locate a solo bottle … but alas, sadly, so far at least ,to no avail, but keep your fingers crossed, wish me luck, and we’ll see how this turns out. Hey!! … I mean, I wouldn’t be danistrulytheman if I let this opportunity pass me by without making a full-fledged effort trying to get my hands on what may be the world’s most costliest beer … until the next one comes around at least. Oh, btw, the beer is from Scotland and it’s called Ola Dubh 40!!

won\’t you come and save me? save me

I’m the man in the box, buried in my shit.