I bought a couple of Apps recently. I’ve been content with the free versions, but decided to start buying a few since my iTunes account is ladened with $100, and since it was a Christmas present with explicit instructions NOT to spend (waste, lol) it all on songs (fuck … can they read me like a book at times or what? lol), but on Apps as well. Am diggin’ the Maya Calendar one … especially diggin’ my next Mayan birthday occurring March 22!! Happy motherfucking Mayan birthday danistrulytheman!! Been playing around all day, plugging in friend’s actual birthdays, having the App access them, their personalities, destinies … fun shit like that. Many haven’t been so fortunate with the Mayan outcome … some are deviants, afflicted with addictions, and with professions that include prostitution. I lucked out big time … here’s a copy/paste of what mine said (oh, and please ignore that being irate and infuriated, holding a grudge crap … never listening to people’s opinions, possessing tunnel vision slacker shit they tried to pin and label on me, LOL)!!

PERSONALITY AND DESTINY:

Courageous, honest and wise, these people are commmunity leaders who sacrifice themselves for the good of the whole. Strong both physically and spiritually. Visionaries. Great walkers and naturally athletic. Talented craftsmen and creative artists. Also excellent hunters and agriculturists. They are bountiful providers and good problem solvers. A strong relationship with the dead.

NEGATIVE TRAITS TO AVOID:

They can be predatory, angry, and vengeful. They often won’t accept advice and can be single-minded. A desire to avoid responibilty.

PROFESSIONS:

Day keeper, diviners, leaders, musicians, artists, dancers, singers, writers, professional athletes, politicians, merchants, and hunters.