Quite awhile back while shopping at The Real Canadian Superstore, I saw this great deal on frozen turkey!! In the bunker were various brands and sizes, and I snagged a beautiful air-chilled, grain fed 5.5 kilo bird (just over 12 lb.) for ten and a half bucks!! Sweet fucking deal, eh?! It was thawing away (very slowly) in my fridge for 5 days … hey, my fridge is almost as cold as my freezer, lol. Read: COLD BEER!! Haha!! Yesterday, I roasted the gobbler and served it along with the usual suspects … roasted fingerling potatoes, stuffing, corn, warmed dinner rolls, gravy, and cranberry sauce … you can’t go fucking wrong!! Should say, you can’t go fucking wrong for days, lol!!

Done!! Roasted (and abundantly basted too) at 350º for 3-3 1/2 hours … not too shabby, eh ?!?!