I heard a story about this quite some time ago, and saw another one today. A shopping bulimic is a person who shops excessively, only to return the purchases. Psychoanalysts say endorphins are released creating a high, a buzz … they liken it to sex and chocolates. Unaware of the clinical term, I knew this condition existed …  been seeing this kinda shit on a shopping site going on for a long time … people almost proudly bragging of such behaviour. One particular incident involved an individual buying 4 computer tablets, then promptly returning all 4!! Jesus Christ, who the fuck would do that … AND then publicly boast? Whatever causes it, this addiction … whatever goes through these people’s minds, all I can say is “that’s some fucked up shit”!! Reflecting with Tiffany K. upon my personal history (once again danistrulytheman holds his head high), from the hundreds of purchases made, the countless thousands of dollars spent … the number of items returned can be tallied on the fingers of one hand … and, leaving at least one finger (case I need to flip someone the bird, lol) untouched!! Not a word of a lie either … 3 or 4 returns only!! Shit, give me sex and chocolates!! On second thought, keep the chocolates … I’ll take sex … and more sex, lol!!