Another number popping into my mind lately. Don’t know why?? Now, I’ll be racking my brain trying to figure it out. All I keep thinking, is that it is a prime number!! Weird … help, lol!!

I tried before to add this song to my blog, when it first came out as a matter of fact. The method I use normally for audio links for some strange reason wasn’t permitting it. That was then, fast forward a few months motherfuckers, and NOW, there’s even an official video for it … Back from Cali … so thought I’d share … finally, lol!! I did ask in my Foo Fighters post, “who said rock videos are dead”? And as evidenced here … it ain’t!! Oh and not that I’m gay, but if I had a vag … Myles, you’s one good looking dude … just saying, lol!! OK loosen & lighten up, did say … IF motherfuckers … geez f’n louise … ‘some of ya’ seem sexually uptight, lol!!

Is he a superhorse? Watch the 2000 Guineas and judge for yourself!! Wasn’t able to post the video previously, it wasn’t on YouTube at the time. Gotta give credit to Racing UK for posting it, making it available. I’m also including a pic taken from the infield, lens focused towards the grandstand providing us with an even greater perspective of his accomplishment, and giving us a GORGEOUS view of Newmarket on such a glorious day!!

Love these guys!! Great, great band!! Dave Grohl is motherfucking insane, I mean motherfucking insanely talented, lol!! And what about poor Taylor Hawkins, forever pegged as being the second best drummer in the band … second fiddle as it were, lol!! Recently I purchased their new album Wasting Light on iTunes which lit a bulb in my brain, thinking it’d be great showcasing their awesomeness on my bullshit blog by posting videos of two incredible songs (two of my favourites), All My Life and The Pretender … even more incredible when you watch these videos, watch ’em perform … who said rock videos are dead? Don’t be shy … lemme know which one you prefer, if you can pick only one, lol!! BTW, watch ’em in full screen, puh-lease!! Pshaw!!

… never had one ever honestly, well maybe 25 years ago, lol. Just like pretending I do/did … forget about being cut, happy keeping it flat, not flabby … no ponch!! And no nudniks, I ain’t talking about Erik Estrada either, lol. Recently I started a simple exercise program (again), that I surprisingly seem to do when the warm sunny season comes upon us, hey gotta look my best in the summer. It’s anywhere from 5-20 minutes in total, depending on the time I have available, which usually isn’t much …’sides I’m too fucking lazy to devote anymore. Basically working on my core, strengthening surrounding muscles, helping with my troublesome finicky back, hopefully preventing flare-ups, keeping me healthy … and looking (somewhat) good, lol!! Took this pic not even 24 hours ago, once again chronicling danistrulytheman photographically for all you fuckers in almost real time, lol!!

NOW, I have to start working on my tan!! Don’t we all, eh motherfuckers?!?!

I’m sick of all the same old shit
In a house with unlocked doors
And I’m fucking lazy

I sit around and watch the phone but no one\’s calling

Call me pathetic, call me what you will

When masturbation’s lost its fun
You’re fucking lonely

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I’m so damn bored, I’m going blind
And loneliness has to suffice
Bite my lip and close my eyes
I’m slipping away to paradise
Some say quit, or I’ll go blind
But it’s just a myth

This place is an institution!! Located in Burlington, used to come here years ago, yeah yeah I know … back in the day, lol. They sell so much shit from Holland, my only craving is their licorice!! This fucking place might have the largest selection in all of North America, maybe even the whole world. Not just regular licorice (which I love), but their double salted licorice (which I crave). You know the phrase, ‘you’re either gonna love it or hate it’, everybody always casually throws that one around rendering it meaningless … that phrase musta been specifically meant for double salted licorice. Oh, and most people hate it, I’ve given plenty to try, only to have them spit it out … right in front of me too. They couldn’t finish one measly motherfucking piece of candy, as if it tasted horrible. And it wasn’t as if I put a gun to their heads forcing them to swallow either … “there, now was that so bad?” … in retrospect mighta been a good idea, lol!! Place is famous for their cheese selection too ‘gobs of Gouda’ and since I won’t be going back in a long time thought I’d buy a huge-ass half-wheel piece as well. And when Tiffany K. caught wind of my trek, made me her personal errand boy and set me on a mission (the whole time she’s talking I’m thinking, God, not another ‘wild Gusto chase’ vainly trying to track down four specifically flavoured Dolce pods for her coffee addiction (oops, affection) that are unavailable in local shops) to a specialty coffee shop located in Burlington, that she heard about through a good friend. Surprisingly they had the quad, she’s trilled!! And I got my double salted licorice, plus I got the Gouda!! Happy as clams, happy campers!! Jesus Christ … Godmotherfuckingdamn, I need to trademark that phrase … print it on t-shirts and shit, lol!!

Named after Hall of Fame trainer Bobby Frankel, a legend in his own right!! Maybe shoulda went with “Frankel … fucking freak?!?! ‘Cause he is a fucking freak … destroyed them at Newmarket, cantering home in the 2000 Guineas after opening up at least a dozen length lead on the field. Not only does he remain undefeated in 6 career starts, his performance that day earned him a mind-blowing whopping 142 Timeform rating … one of the highest ratings of all time!! Fucking incredible!! Only time will tell if Frankel establishes himself as a very, very special horse, and stamps himself as one of the greatest. I’ll definitely be rooting for him!! Years ago when I was involved, immersed in the Sport of Kings, didn’t pay too much attention to the overseas runners other than always being a casual, interested observer. Honestly, didn’t really care for anything other than the North American game, I didn’t have to, we had our own equine stars to cheer on. Now, it appears my preference has reversed, has done a complete one eighty … all due to the fact that lately the North American thoroughbred industry, the breed in particular steadily continues its decline, its slow slide into mediocrity (such a shame too), while astonishingly the European industry/horses flourish. The 1st Saturday in May was always an exciting day for me (now, hardly garners a glimpse), evoking and stirring so many great memories, and at the same time allowing for optimism, anxiously awaiting and hoping for horse racing’s next big star. It never happened!! And on May 7, two minutes after the starting gate has opened for the Run for the Roses, the 137th running of The Kentucky Derby I guarantee it won’t once again, sadly recent history is destined to repeat itself. That, you can bet on!!

From left to right: Henry Cecil (trainer), Tom Queally (jockey), Frankel (horse) … just fucking with y’all, LOL … seeing if you’re paying attention!!

Can you feel it now that spring has come

And it’s time to live in the scattered sun

Waiting for the Sun

Waiting

Waiting

Waiting

Waiting

Waiting

Waiting

Waiting

Waiting

Waiting for you to come along

What a wonderful day!! Been reading/listening to peoples’s thoughts all day (well, ‘smuch as I could, lol) about the whole thing (and no, not gonna clog my blog mentioning his name either) … knowing people will have doubts no matter what, not having his body, questioning every minute detail … it only goes with the territory … can’t convince some no matter what!! I’m in complete agreement with those making the important decisions … dumping his cocksucking ass into the ocean!! Not giving his warp-minded followers an opportunity to build and erect a shrine or monument, not allowing them any future ammunition … permitting these zealots a chance to inevitably perpetuate some holy-baloney bullshit martyrdom. Without his body … no burial, no site, nothing tangible remaining. You wanna worship him? Go swimming with the fishes … in the fucking North Arabian Sea!! So happy we’re not breathing the same air anymore!! So glad you’re dead goat fucker!!

10 a.m. to be precise … figured, why the fuck not? Here I am iPhone exposed … again, lol!!

Me with my big hair, and with my big mouth, and with my BIG •••• !! Any suckers?!?! What??

Tiffany K. and I went shopping at Holt Renfrew today … she eagerly and excitedly had her heart set on getting a LINKS OF LONDON  ‘Friendship’ bracelet to go along with her ‘Sweetie’ bracelet!! She loves their stuff, must agree it’s extremely eye-catching, very striking!! Back home, here she is holding the beautifully wrapped and packaged box with the bracelet, wearing her ‘Sweetie’ (with a LINKS charm) … and her Tiffany & Co. (Paloma Picasso Love & Kisses ring) ring on her thumb!!

And the reveal …

Fucking gorgeous!! Btw, all the young honeys we encountered today working at Yorkdale were digging Tiff’s nail polish … complimenting the fun, cool colour!!