I'm STILL a self confessing, self professing know-it-all, or so I think!


talkin’ turkey

Said it before, I’ll say it again … when it comes to spendin’ & savin’ ain’t no better way OR reason than on a turkey. Ninety-three dollars … you fucking shittin’ me? Save that coin fellas, spend it on yer honey … pretty sure she’d appreciate it, and pretty sure she’d show her appreciation too, lol!! 😉

THE WRONG WAY: ma jaw dropped when I saw this, still kept my composure and snapped this pic … danistrulythesmoothman, LOL!!

THE RIGHT WAY: Bought this beauty a few days ago, now that’s the way to go motherfuckers, granted the pricier one is 1kg bigger, mine at almost 15 lbs. is plenty big enough to feed my army … my troops, lol!!