I'm STILL a self confessing, self professing know-it-all, or so I think!

13.6 ounces of goodness!!

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Initial post/thought was “13.6 ounces of glory” … changed it to goodness!! If my first instinct WAS better, if I fucked up … PUH-leeze lemme know?! I calculated the weight/size after butcher bagged a big-ass scoopful (and after converting metric > imperial, and then dividing X 2) … one burger for danis yours truly … and one for Tiffany K of course, lol!! Funny fucking thing (ok, not fucking funny … but certainly interesting, and completely unintentional as well) is that 13.6 ounces equates to EXACTLY 85% of 1 lb … not sure the significance, just sayin’?! Hollowed out the bun (expert chef trick – basic condiments + Emmental only … ain’t room for much else) to accomodate phat-patty, she’s a double fisted bitch … wait a minute, that’s not HER name, AND I didn’t mean one up the vag, one up the wazoo (that’s another blogpost, lol)… minds outta the gutter y’all, LOL!! And it wouldn’t be complete without a side ‘o ‘shrooms sealing the fucking deal, admittedly I’m a self confessing, self professing *wink wink* mushroom addict from WAY back, especially at my Highland Farms where they have THE BEST quality cremini, I can’t walk past ’em without brown-bagging a handful (or 2, or 3, or …) whether I need them, or not, lol!!

thirteen dot six motherfuckers (PUH-leeze don’t say this shoulda been my post, lol):

Author: danistrulytheman

I'm still a self confessing, self professing know-it-all, or so I think!

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