09/14/10 – 4:48 p.m.

The guy is unbelievable!! I still can’t get over his greatness. Don’t want to get all ‘sportsie’ in my blog … so I fucking won’t!! His athleticism, his undying relentlessness, constantly battling, wearing down his opponents is truly awe inspiring!! He’s the greatest of our time!!

Today marked the first time in 15 months that I ate at McDonalds. I actually thought it was longer, but I remember because I was visiting my Mom in B.C. (June 2009) and not wanting to burden her with too much, she had enough to worry about, plus I needed a morning activity/distraction to occupy myself and kind of set a daily routine. For 2 … maybe 3 consecutive mornings I’d drive to the local Mickey D’s and have my breakfast/coffee combo and catch up on the world events reading the newspaper. And recently I received their coupons that they offer occasionally, not too often, just a few times a year. Since I never go there , or any other fast food joints (don’t even ask me about my last Burger King or Wendy’s visit … I couldn’t tell you … it’s been that long), I look like a big dummy, a newbie … all confused not even sure where to begin, what to get. With some help from the young, Mc D cutie, I was quickly chowing down my buy-one-at-the-regular-price-breakfast-sandwich-get-another-one-free-breakfast-sandwich. Which kinda brings me to my point and why I really don’t like going … it’s so cheap (with the coupon … $3.03 taxes included for both … I couldn’t fucking believe it!!), convenient, quick, and very very easy. This is why America has such an obesity problem!! If I didn’t have any self control, I’d Goddamn balloon to a whale so fucking fast … lickity motherfucking split!! I’m not saying it’s an easy battle, it’s not … but what I like to tell everyone (I can be so fucking inspirational at times … lol) is that’s it’s all in the mind people … it’s all in the fucking mind!!Will power!!

And, personally I find that since I never eat this food as part of my lifestyle, and then one day out of the blue when I do … it doesn’t sit with me very well at all. After a few hours after eating, I really feel like crap … so fucking dragged down and just blah for the rest of the day!!

Well, kinda … it’s our … or at least my little secret, I won’t dare tell. I have zipped lips!! Let y’all fantasize … lol!!

“This is a song about your fucking mother!!” – Axl Rose

It ain’t easy
Livin’ like a gypsy
Tell ya honey how I feel
I’ve been dreamin’
Floatin’ down the stream n’
Losin’ touch with all that’s real

Whole earth lover
Keepin’ under cover
Never know where ya been
You’ve been fadin’
Always out paradin’
Keep in touch with Mama Kin

Well you’ve always got your tail on the wag
Shootin’ fire from your mouth
Just like a dragon
You act like a perpertual drag
You better check it out
‘Cause someday soon you’ll have to
Climb back on the wagon

It ain’t easy
Livin’ like you wanna
It’s so hard to find peace of mind
Yes it is
The way I see it
You gotta say shit
But don’t forget to drop me a line

Said, you’re bald as an egg when you’re eighteen
Workin’ for your dad is just a drag
You still stuff your mouth with your dreams
You better check it out
‘Cause someday soon you’ll have to
Climb back on the wagon

Keep in touch with Mama Kin
Tell her where you’ve gone and been
Livin’ out your fantasy
Sleepin’ late and smokin’ tea

Keep in touch with Mama Kin
Tell her where you’ve gone and been
Livin’ out your fantasy
Sleepin’ late and smokin’ tea

It ain’t easy
Livin’ like you wanna
It’s so hard to find peace of mind
Yes it is
The way I see it
You gotta say shit
But don’t forget to drop me a line

Said you’re bald as an egg at eighteen
Workin’ for your dad is just a drag
You still stuff your mouth with your dream
You better check it out
‘Cause someday soon you’ll have to
Climb back on the wagon

Keep in touch with Mama Kin
Tell her where you’ve gone and been
Livin’ out your fantasy
Sleepin’ late and smokin’ tea

Keep in touch with Mama Kin
Tell her where you’ve gone and been
Livin’ out your fantasy
Sleepin’ late and smokin’ tea

Don’t worry about their shit … worry about yours!!

“humans cannot begin to even comprehend God” – danistrulytheman … is good too, hell I like them both. I posted this in reply to Stephen Hawking’s new book, “The Grand Design” in which he argues God did not create the universe. Don’t misunderstand me, I have the greatest respect for him, and consider him the preeminent genius of our time. Think of an ant, or a fly, and think how much different, superior, and advanced we are than them … maybe billions of times more. Now consider us to be that ant, and think of God as being billions of times more superior, advanced … everything than us … and now ensuring his omnipotence multiply that by billions and billions more … and a few trillions times too for good measure!! God is God!!

Pass the Buddha

Pass the Buddha

Cuz growin up I was never the logical one
packed my shit and left home like the prodigal son
with a bottle of jack and my shotgun strapped
I went looking for fame and yo I never went back
filled with spite staying high as a kite
I was dealin and stealin everything in sight
pool hustling trying to make that green
I’ve been ramblin and gamblin since the age of 13
working like a bitch like a god damn tank
some disagree because me rents had bank
but all that’s gold don’t always glitter
so I’ll take another puff from my one hitter
I’m a slave tot he trade I’m paid to rhyme
blow all my cash on cheap women and wine
cause money, money, money ain’t shit to me
but I gotta make a lot just to be free
Please God Please I’ll pay any cost
If you’d just stop the world cause I wanna get off
there’s too much hardship there’s too much pain
there’s too many motherfuckers tryin to get in my brain
I’ve been to your mountains I’ve been to your seaside
and everywhere I went somebody’s wanted a free ride
but parasites can’t fake the Rock
and any suckers that step in my way are getting shot
cause I hold key to my own success
and suckers that step shall be put to rest
yes, I hold the key to my own success
and suckers that step will catch a bullet in their chest,
so pass the buddha the funky tie hooter
and watch me rip because I’m such a slick shooter.
not a generic dime a dozen M.C.
never was in a posse never wanted to be
now I’ve been walkin the earth since the beginning of time
and won’t leave till I’ve received that 7th sign
all this talk they’re gonna drop the bomb,
but life keeps going on and on and on and on
the world’s end don’t worry me
and I’m gonna get where I’m going just don’t hurry me
cause I’m in no rush and I can’t stand rushin
everything’s slow motion like I’m trippin on tussin
fussin with the girls they waste my time
thrashin and bashin going out of my mind
crucified by the critics everyday
cause I ain’t really got that much to say
I’m a slave to the trade I’m paid to rhyme
I don’t wear a watch and i don’t keep time
I live my life just like the skipper
but only at night because I’m a day tripper
twitchin-shakin like corky shootin smack
but still life goes on
visions of red shoot through my head
and I won’t stop trippin till the day I’m dead.

They’ve been going in and out of style, but they’re guaranteed to raise a smile

Ok, we know the lyrics to song is 20 years … but exactly 54 years ago today , August 29, 1966 The Beatles went on stage at San Francisco’s Candlestick Park and performed their final concert appearance.

we should be like this all the time

for the Earth one day will die

count the number of beings you are see how long it takes you

Ok … now this has to fucking mean something!! Don’t Goddamn tell me it’s random!!

Anybody remember this one? Great genré piece, with The Fonz … and Rocky, as well as others playing tough hoods from Brooklyn circa late ’50’s!! Don’t know what made me think of this, but am glad I did!!

The Lords of Flatbush

I’ve been to:
Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota,
Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota,
Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma,
Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma,
Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo,
Tocapillo, Baranquilla, and Perdilla, I’m a killer.

I’ve been to:
Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana,
Washington, Houston, Kingston, Texarkana,
Monterey, Faraday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa,
Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little Rock, Oskaloosa,
Tennessee, Hennessey, Chicopee, Spirit Lake,
Grand Lake, Devils Lake, Crater Lake, for Pete’s sake.

I’ve been to:
Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Ombabika,
Schefferville, Jacksonville, Waterville, Costa Rica,
Pittsfield, Springfield, Bakersfield, Shreveport,
Hackensack, Cadillac, Fond du Lac, Davenport,
Idaho, Jellico, Argentina, Diamantina,
Pasadena, Catalina, see what I mean-a.

I’ve been to:
Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Gravelbourg, Colorado,
Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, Eldorado,
Larimore, Admore, Haverstraw, Chatanika,
Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska, Opelika,
Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City,
Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City, what a pity.

I\’ve been everywhere man

Love my new Curtis Stone 8 inch frypan!! Usually, I prefer using at least a 10, or even 12 inch for most of my jobs in the kitchen. This one is great because it’s very deep, has a thick base, and as a bonus is oven safe to 500º!!

BTW, this web pic used for selling the item doesn’t do it any favours … it’s much more attractive!! Feels good ergonomically too!!

the pushers and the shovers was the life to lead

but when cried at night no one came

and when she cried at night went insane

Uncle Salty told me

no reason to get excited

there are many here among us, who feel that life is but a joke

there must be some kind of way out of here

Absolutely fucking love it!! Brewed locally … kinda. In the Ottawa area, smack dab between the nation’s capital and Montreal. Organic, socially conscience ownership, environmentally conscience business mantra, what else can you ask for? So proud to say … I’m a long standing member of Beau’s Army!!

Also love the packaging date on the bottle concept!! The last batch was bottled only 2 days before I purchased, and  “glugged my lug”!!

I did it … from September to August!! One year (almost) here on WordPress. Not sure what the future holds, or what to expect, but for now I’ll take a deep breath and sit back and bask in my tiny glorious achievement!!

And it appears to be spreading like wildfire!! We are surrounded constantly and continually, and the only way of avoiding it is to crawl into a spider hole. It’s true … stupid is as stupid does!!

Leftovers … the best fucking part!! Please read previous post before reading this one!! This is my version at least … plenty of whole plank salmon fillet pieces, layers and layers of moist Greek Krinos feta cheese, spoonfuls of fresh tzatziki slathered generously, thick-cut juicy hothouse beefeater tomatoes, all piled high on a soft hamburger kaiser bun!! Let me tell you folks … it doesn’t get any fucking better!!