But now it’s time

To kiss your ass good-bye

Dragging me down

Why you around?

So useless

Outta my way

Outta my day

So useless

That’s Doc Halladay in a nutshell. The guy is a Goddamn motherfucking machine!! I’m not going to get all in depth with a crap-load of crazy stats, verifying his greatness.This isn’t a fucking bullshit baseball blog for Christsakes!! Go elsewhere and read that shit for more info. I will say this though, he’s leading the Majors with 4 wins (and 0 losses) to start the season with a 0.82 ERA and also with a league leading 2 complete games, and 33 innings pitched. Like I said ‘motherfucking workhorse’ !! It was a sad day last year when he was traded from Toronto. A city and team which was his for the past dozen years. His only team … EVER for that matter. Man, he was so, so loved, and appreciated. Everybody had nothing but good things to say about him … and not just as a player, but as a person, a man of the community. Now he’s in Philadelphia … the City of Brotherly Love plying his trade. And I hope your moniker is true, and I hope you embrace him … ’cause right now y’all really don’t know whatcha got with Roy Halladay. In time though, I hope that you do!!

BTW, you didn’t think I’ve have him in a Phillies uniform did you? Not a motherfucking chance!!

I should have posted this last fall when it happened. Yesterday the courts handed down its sentence, and refreshed my memory of this funny shit. So, the driver … Tripta Kaushal was fined $500, ordered to pay restitution to the car owners, and is banned from night driving (between 7 p.m. and 7 a.m.). Oh, also as a funny side-note, days after this went viral, after it became a YouTube sensation… Hyundai Canada gave the Hyundai owner a free car!! Can you believe that? Imagine that!! A free fucking car!! Sweet!!

Whatever tomorrow brings I’ll be there

With open arms and open eyes yeah

Whatever tomorrow brings I’ll be there
I’ll be there

A couple of wonderful ladies had a decorative table set-up this week-end at my local LCBO trying to raise awareness and gain support for breast cancer research. They were selling various knickknacks and accepting donations. I love being supportive of good causes … many, different good causes, but cancer hits home hard with me in particular, so I was more than happy to donate money generously. Also I bought this beautiful pink bracelet (actually a variation of it … mine simply says HOPE ) that I am now proudly wearing as a sign of my support. I’m just trying my best to do my small part, hoping that everybody else does too … and I’m hoping that in the long run, with everyone pitching in that it helps!!

Cancer should listen, not dictate – It was there in black and white … leafing through, reading my morning paper. In bold letters too, and that’s why it caught my eye, ’cause I normally could give two shits about my horoscope. And after my meeting this morning … the meeting where I felt like I was kicked in the fucking balls, because I let this douche-bag start in as the aggressor and subsequently let him walk all over me … all I can say is a big FUCK YOU HOROSCOPE to you and your retardedness!! Honestly, I blame the whole fucking fiasco on subliminally reacting in an uncharacteristic danistrulytheman manner after seeing and reading that Goddamn bullshit!! See, normally, that’s my game … calling the fucking shots. But, he busted outta the gate like his ass was on fire and that had me reeling right from the start. Plus eye candy Elizabeth (whatever her purpose for being there was, I still don’t know) unexpectedly showed up, so without even realizing what had happened, I became this guy’s personal punching bag. What a waste of fucking time!! Couldn’t wait to get my ass outta there. But now, on the bright side I appear to have turned the tables as my newest, most agreeable, best bud Wendy and I are poised to do business … leaving poor douche-bag with a limp dick and more importantly leaving him without having two pennies to rub together!!

One of these days I’ll chase you down
Well look who’s going crazy now
We’re face to face my friend
Better get out
Better get out

You can see this on my face
It’s all for you
The more and more I take
I break right through
And therapy still scares me
Puts me on my back again
I may be crazy little frayed around the ends

One of these days I\’ll phase you out

Burn it in the blast off
Burn it in the blast off
Watching me crawl away
Try to get out
Try to get out

In anything you do, in any endeavour … EVERYTHING!! Remember … no risk, no fucking reward!! You’re in it to win it !!

Or better yet … screwed!! Talk about beer drinking and hell-raising, well this is absolutely it … personified!! What a great motherfucking gig … drinking on the job. This is literally a dream job for anybody working in North America. Fuck, drinking beer makes perfect sense!! It makes everything better!! I envy you, I bow my head in respect!! Keep up the great work!! Oh BTW, did I mention I’m moving my motherfucking ass to Denmark? Pronto!!

beer drinkers have rights too!!

Cheers!!

Sorry, but I must address this. Listen … first of all, I love crispy bacon as much as the next person. What I am saying is that people who love crispy bacon, usually cook it to the correct, exact doneness, ready to eat at this perfect stage. But, ideally, you want to let it rest while you are busy getting the rest of your food ready to be eaten, and maybe cleaning the kitchen, etc. during this time(at least this is what I do). And it is here during this waiting to be gobbled-up period that it can become ultra-crispy and overdone!! I don’t like that … just saying!! Be wary, and be careful!!

Great trait!! You got my back, I got yours!!

I got a bottle of rose so let\’s try it

try some of this it’ll show you where you’re at

or at least it’ll help you maybe feel it

… like it was nobody’s business!! And why exactly? Well that’s a different story. In fact this is kinda a private post for Tiff K.. I went out of my way today for you, spent all day long driving back and forth on the boulevard, and I’m still not sure what I was looking for … lol!!

But, you are worth it … man are you ever worth it babe!!

It sprung. It’s here. We’ve been so lucky this year with the transition from winter to spring. Usually we have that deep packed snow that takes forever to melt, and then leaving the ground all lifeless in appearance. It’s always mucky because of this too. This year, however we didn’t get that much snow, therefore no melt. The lawns are growing, plants are growing, my backyard looks incredible for March. It helps motivate you into doing yard work. This morning, before I leave, I think I’m going to dig out that rose bush I’ve been meaning to extract from my flower garden. Ahhhh … spring is in the air.

Fuck you bitch!! Your ill conceived attempt at humour (at least that’s what I think it was) comparing dried chicken to the travesty in Haiti is not only mind-boggling, it’s reprehensible!! Exactly what is the correlation between overly cooked takeout grocery store bought chicken and the horrific tragedy that occurred, and the still continuing pain and suffering ongoing in Haiti? Seriously, how do you find this remotely funny? This has no place in a silly, harmless … at most, just a fucking filler piece. You are the recipient of danistrulytheman’s dingy bitch of the day award, today, tomorrow, and for as long as another ‘dumb broad’ (close your eyes and imagine Frank Sinatra saying this) pulls a boner!!  I hope you fucking choke on your chicken!! Cunt!!

That’s a hell of a lot of Lezajsk!! Eight fucking cases!! Dropped over $300 today on this sweet Polish nectar. I was so excited with my purchase that I went grocery shopping after and bought some beautiful Rainbow Trout for tonight’s dinner. Really thrilled about that too … oh, and it also gave me an opportunity to plan, and visualize my Easter dinner. I’m inviting family over for a huge feast, as per usual. I’ve decided for the entree to serve grilled thick-cut lamb loin chops, and an oven roasted stuffed boneless center cut pork roast. How fucking good does that sound? Of course I extend an open invitation to all my WordPress friends, especially the bitches … lol!! Ok, ok, I mean everyone!!

That was me today shopping at The Bay … like I owned the fucking place, like the other shoppers didn’t exist, like they opened the store specifically for danistrulytheman!! Godmotherfuckingdamn!! I was on fire, I was looking good, people were fawning all over me, and I was fucking eating it all up, digging all that shit!! What a great, great day!! Oh, and to the employee named Thelma… hell yeah bitch, I’ll be your Louise motherfucker!! Oh, and to you fucking ignoramuses out there, The Bay is AKA The Hudson’s Bay Company … famous lately for these always understocked,  but highly desired red beauties!!

Snapped up a shitload of it on sale!! I bought 4 whole loins, and then I trimmed them, and then cut them into 3 1/2 inch thick pieces … monster motherfucking medallions … and then I froze the fucking lot!! They look just like these in the accompanying pic … these aren’t mine though … they’re  Kobe Beef Tenderloin, as you should be able to tell by the incredible marbling … and to say that the price is astronomical would be a fucking understatement … it’s priced in the motherfucking stratosphere!! Mine? It’s good quality Canada AAA, and like I said the price was right!! Spring is upon us and I can’t wait to bring back the Weber and grill these bad boys!! Soon motherfuckers … soon!!

I’m a numbers guys. I’m also a puzzles/riddles guy. Right now, I don’t know why, this number …444 … has great significance to me, but for some strange reason it appears to. It might be something that has to be solved or deciphered on this very day. It’s still early, although with the Daylight Saving Time change, I already lost an hour. My rotten luck, eh? … Maybe that’s a clue? The total number of days from all of last year added to March 14th of this year total 438, so that’s not it. Hmmm … I’ll keep working on it!!

neither one of us knew why
we didn’t build nothing overnight
cause a love like this takes some time
people swore it off as a phase
said we can’t see that
now top to bottom
they see that we did that (yes)
it’s so true that (yes)
we’ve been through it (yes)

too strong for too long and I can\’t be without you baby

anybody who’s ever loved, you know just what I feel
too hard to fake it, nothing can replace it

see this is real talk
come on I’m always stay (no matter what)
good or bad (thick and thin)
right or wrong (all day everyday)
now if you’re down on love or don’t believe
this ain’t for you (no, this ain’t for you)
and if you got it deep in your heart
and deep down you know that it’s true (come on, come on, come on)
well, let me see you put your hands up (hands up)
fellas tell your lady she’s the one (fellas tell your lady she’s the one, oh)
put your hands up (hands up)
ladies let him know he’s got your love
look him right in his eyes and tell him
we’ve been too strong for too long

I wanna be with you, gotta be with you, need to be with you
I wanna be with you, gotta be with you, need to be with you
I wanna be with you, gotta be with you, need to be with you
I wanna be with you, gotta be with you, need to be with you
I wanna be with you, gotta be with you, need to be with you