I tell you this, one of three Americans die outta cancer,
You know? Asshole.
You’re gonna be one of those.
And if I ever see your fucking face around,
In Europe or Italy,
Well, that time I’m gonna kick your ass.
Fuck you. Fucking Americans, Yankee.
You’re gonna die outta cancer, I promise.

I want your balls smashed, eat shit. Bastard.

You know you’re gonna have another accident?
You know I’m involved with black magic?

No one does what you did to me.
You wanna know something? Fuck you.
Hope somebody in your family dies soon.

Initial post/thought was “13.6 ounces of glory” … changed it to goodness!! If my first instinct WAS better, if I fucked up … PUH-leeze lemme know?! I calculated the weight/size after butcher bagged a big-ass scoopful (and after converting metric > imperial, and then dividing X 2) … one burger for danis yours truly … and one for Tiffany K of course, lol!! Funny fucking thing (ok, not fucking funny … but certainly interesting, and completely unintentional as well) is that 13.6 ounces equates to EXACTLY 85% of 1 lb … not sure the significance, just sayin’?! Hollowed out the bun (expert chef trick – basic condiments + Emmental only … ain’t room for much else) to accomodate phat-patty, she’s a double fisted bitch … wait a minute, that’s not HER name, AND I didn’t mean one up the vag, one up the wazoo (that’s another blogpost, lol)… minds outta the gutter y’all, LOL!! And it wouldn’t be complete without a side ‘o ‘shrooms sealing the fucking deal, admittedly I’m a self confessing, self professing *wink wink* mushroom addict from WAY back, especially at my Highland Farms where they have THE BEST quality cremini, I can’t walk past ’em without brown-bagging a handful (or 2, or 3, or …) whether I need them, or not, lol!!

thirteen dot six motherfuckers (PUH-leeze don’t say this shoulda been my post, lol):

5/12/12 12:12 … dummied down, lol!! 😉

Whole rotisserie chicken, on a one day Wednesday May 9th special for $7.99!! Tried all the others (many many times) but with this price, timing was perfect for upping the ante … upping my game!! The verdict … drum roll please: Visually, the best I’ve seen … hands down winner. Taste is right up there too, wouldn’t say better, but def not any worse either. The others (some, not all) offer a variety of seasoned birds, same story here. Traditional, Barbecue … even Cajun woulda been ragin’ but today wisely went with the Garlic Herb Hen (Herbs de Provence woulda been great too, but when I arrived, none were done for takeout)?! And a final note/comment … found it to be much more moist than most (open up and say ahhhhh-literation, lol). Breast meat/white meat (best indicator) was exceptionally tender, not dry at all!!

Plated: YEAH, fucking told ya …WOW … dig in y’all, lol: 😉

Rarely shop here … hmmm, white-trash wonder why? Admittedly their flyer caught my eye … and attention lickety split!! Love great deals, and this one ranks as one of the best, and before I continue, shamefully say, “I fucked up big-time” … at this mind boggling steal-of-a-deal price I shoulda bought twice as much (gone quattro ‘steada doing the deuce) … still kicking myself in the arse over it (yeah yeah, the contortionist in me, lol). Think it was a bit of uncertainty over their products, their quality that left me mildly concerned. Suffice it to say, any reservations were immediately alleviated after these bad-boys-were-bbq’d!! Get this: A box of 8 Angus Beef burgers (5 oz) AND Butcher-Style to boot for $5.99 (their top-of-the-signature-line … Sensations)?! Are you fucking nuts? That’s a paltry 75¢/patty … I’m in disbelief … STILL!! Kept wishing I had 80-100 people coming over for a party, lol!! Don’t laugh, I’d have done it too!! Oh, and from a pricing perspective M&M, Canada’s quintessential frozen burger baron sell their version (‘cept their variation ain’t even Angus Beef ) for $13.99 … interestingly, have a trademarked name bragging: Butcher’s Grind™ … and I know they’ll go on sale someday, but how low? Dunno, guessing $9.99 … maybe?! As far as frozen burgers go … these are fucking great, AND combined with the price … are the motherfucking bomb!! Here’s a few pics: the flyer, my purchase (check out what I mean by Butcher-Style), and danistrulytheman’s basic burger: Kraft single slices (2X), tomatoes, onions, mustard, and of course my Heinz 57 Sauce for that extra zest ‘n zen baby!!

And YES … did get the butter too y’all, danistrulythemanisnodummie, lol!! 😉

all my foibles ‘n follies/my whole life exposed/no quarter asked, none given

963 days/604 published posts/and i keep rolling along

He gonna give you some love and affection
I’d say get it while you can, yeah!
Honey, get it while you can
Hey hey, get it while you can
Don’t you turn your back on love, no no!

Don’t you know when you’re loving anybody baby
You’re taking a gamble on a little sorrow
But then who cares, baby
‘Cause we may not be here tomorrow, no
And if anybody should come along
He gonna give you any love and affection

Don’t you turn your back on love

No no no, no no no no no!

Yeah, get it, want it, hold it, need it!
Get it, want it, need it, hold it!
Get it while you can, honey get it while you can

Tweaked ever so slightly for even greater accuracy, a sequence of numbers I’m still trying to get a handle on? Maybe a machine did all this … I dunno?!

And the way we run our lives it makes no sense to me
I don’t know about yourself or what you wanna be

We got our sights set straight ahead but I ain’t sure what we’re after

Feel about the same most every day
You know what I’m talkin’ about babe

Quickie astronomy quiz: Everybody knows that the Sun and Moon are the two brightest objects in the sky, and everyone should know the third brightest … but I really wonder how many do? Did you know? Before seeing the answer in my post I mean, lol!! And now in late April, early May it’s at its brightest for all of 2012. Interestingly it’s a waning crescent, not a even a “full” Venus when you’d think it would be much brighter … and if you know the answer (reason) you get brownie points, and yer-def-the-teacher’s-pet, lol!! Here’s a great article explaining it all …

… and Venus loves me!!

Champion Black Caviar has set an Australasian record of 20 straight metropolitan wins.

via Black Caviar makes history.

Good-luck to us brother!! Life is weird, ya never know!! AND, hey like you say … praying don’t hurt either, lol!!

c’mon here

OMMFG … damn motherfucker, GREAT GREAT quote danistrulytheman!!

Not always able to snap shots … too eager, too hungry, lol!! I only wish you could see the patty, I charred it, I mean I really charred it … but leaving a hint ‘o pink in the middle, was unfuckingbelievably juicy!! Crispy bacon strips, sautéed mushrooms, tomatoes, lots of ooey-gooey melted Jarlsberg cheese … toasted sesame seed bun with French’s mustard and A1 Sauce squirted on. Sweet potato fries (a healthier choice btw) sprinkled with huge ass Maldon flakes served alongside my homemade blue cheese dipping sauce round out the dish!! Yummotherfucking-o!!

At times, my motherfucking favourite song!! And my 420 420 420 contribution, lol!!

≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈  this life is more than just a read through  ≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈

Ain’t about to sugar coat it like Adam, “Damn you Blake”!! 

RaeLynn is:

A hot little number in her pick-up truck
Daddy’s sweet money done jacked it up
She’s a party all-nighter from South Carolina
A bad mamma-jamma from down in Alabama
She’s a ragin’ Cajun, a lunatic from Brunswick
Juicy Georgia peach

A hell raisin’ sugar when the sun goes down
Mama taught her how to rip up the town
A honey drippin’ honey from a holler in Kentucky
Get’s ya flippin’ kinda trippy like a Mississippi hippie
She’s a Kansas princess
A crazy mother trucker, undercover lover

and to quote Christina, “you are a little bad-ass man”!!

Damn!! Life fucking sucks!!

Levon Helm     May 26, 1940 – April 19, 2012 

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great story … click the link to watch the vid

OMMFG!! I can’t believe I’ve never blogged/posted this one … and it’s 100% TRUE … my very words, over and over many many times … going back over 30 years too!! Think it 1st came out playing pool in a biker bar in the US, 16 years old and the world was my oyster. Playing with my partner (best friend … side note: I’m two days his senior, can you imagine the 3 consecutive days birthday party celebrations we had, lol?), I’d carefully and precisely line up the winning shot, turn my head towards my opponent and make my shot for the victory. Used to say this shit right to their faces, and these weren’t guys to fuck with either BELIEVE ME!! Thankfully my age allowed liberties … plus, would like to think danistrulytheman’s likability did too, lol!!