danistrulytheman

I'm STILL a self confessing, self professing know-it-all, or so I think!


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I assure you … I do not!!

That was my response to the lady on the phone. Her question was. ” well first, we have to see if you have to lose any weight?”  Huh?? Exsqueeze me bitch!! I guess you haven’t seen my almost-47-year-old-always-carefully-watching-my-body body? This whole thing, the finalization of the operation, comprised of many queries from both parties, them and me … the helper and the helpless … regarding my ill-timed, urgently impending, emergency under-the-knife procedure, that up until last night I never foresaw. Came right outta left … field, that is!! C’est la vie … what the fuck you gonna do?