danistrulytheman

I'm STILL a self confessing, self professing know-it-all, or so I think!


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“try saying excuse me dildo” – sidewalk-walkin’-woman

… LOL!! Can’t believe I hadn’t posted earlier … shoulda the night this episode of Elementary aired. Funny fucking line – she was pissed that dildo didn’t say boo when bumping into her, so she quickly turned & offered up this gem … a second later dildo was dead! Splat, air-conditioner killed him – murdered him … fucking dildo, lol!!


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2 pints of booze, tell me are you a badfish too?

Are you a badfish too?

When you grab a hold of me, tell me that I’ll never be set free
But I’m a parasite, creep and crawl I step into the night
Ain’t got no money to spend, I hope the night will never end
Lord knows I’m weak, won’t somebody get me off of this reef

Ain’t got no quarrels with God, ain’t got no time to grow old
Lord knows I’m weak, won’t somebody get me off of this reef