my danistrulytheman curiosity kitty version. don’t just stand there – do SOMETHING!

… dumb broad was overwhelmed at the pumps with the busyness/congestion. it was all I could do squeezing by her as she remained a proverbial deer in headlights hogging the entrance, motionless. i drove past, quickly cranked my car and reversed into the last non-occupied lane. a few moments later, she puttered past – i looked over and saw her cap was on the same side as my car, and she coulda easily pulled this same manoeuvre herself. instead bambi, exited the gas station on empty fumes, and with time wasted.