I'm STILL a self confessing, self professing know-it-all, or so I think!

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he’s bangin’ on the bongos like a chimpanzee

that ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it
money for nothin’ and chicks for free
now that ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it
lemme tell ya them guys ain’t dumb
maybe get a blister on your little finger
maybe get a blister on your thumb

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Godzilla, no shit!!

Driving the other night on the 401, a grey Nissan GT-R flew by … he was three lanes over, and when he gunned it, I said, “there goes Godzilla” … we kept jockeying back and forth, separated by those lanes, but I always had him in my sights. Ten minutes later, and many kilometres too, he came up beside me in the adjacent lane, and I couldn’t fucking believe it … it ACTUALLY was Godzilla … the plate read GODZILLA … it was then I lost him, or so I thought, but further down the highway, I caught up, and came up behind. Now, I know this picture is blurry, and the glare of the flash hitting the windscreen filtering it even more doesn’t help (sidenote: as I clicked, the flash delay, I mean realizing it was going to flash, freaked me and my hand wavered, it was almost like I wanted to put my phone down, not wanting to be seen snapping a pic, lol), but THAT’S Godzilla, no shit!!