Dude was a douche from the get-go! Trying to come across that he identified with me, and my running passion, he inadvertently and ignorantly said, “I jog too” … I caught the slip, you lying sack of shit! Busted! We run, we’re runners! We don’t jog, we’re not joggers! And, we NEVER refer to it as such! Reminds me of this joke …
… ok, that’s COMPLETE BULLSHIT!! Just like the flow/sound of it is all, lol. He texted earlier asking my thoughts, had to fess up I hadn’t tried it, Had to fess further I was a teeny-tiny bit scared to try, lol. Looks like those ultra hot sauces from the Islands I told him – but promised him I’d crack open the mini-mason jar and give it my best Trinidadian whirl when I got home.
… ok again, yep, it’s Hotter Than Hell … but I love it, and I love the effort/thought. What a beautiful birthday present … now excuse me as I rub my watering eyes and wipe my runny nose …
Homemade w/ Love …
Served w/ roasted garlic, black bean tortillas …
… hold on to the feelin’ … GREAT song, heard it this morning on my three minute drive to the gym, turned it LOUD … talk about getting pumped for my workout or what! And btw, that’s when Journey was STILL Journey … not some bullshit Steve Perry-less incarnation being passed off as Journey!
Some will win
Some will lose
Some are born to sing the blues
Once bitten twice shy baby. And I ain’t even givin’ ya dude’s gender … but hey since I’m havin’ at ‘er … might as well add another that fits the bill. Bookends … bullshit bookends the both of ya!!
… they’re in the COFFEE SELLING BUSINESS!! Quit pestering employees ’bout your iPad’s hitch, bitch … AND quit budding in line, tryin’ to pull this fucking stunt on me. Stop bothering the busy baristas, wasting their time … AND mine … with your bullshitsilliness … I went to the Apple Store and ordered a Starbucks, lol!! 👿
danistrulytheman 