lol, shit Jonny says cracks me up!!
been one of those days folks. then, to top it off – coming home all excited to see my UPS delivered package from Banana Republic waiting at my door … well, been one of those days continued. first off, the $110 item that I purchased looks more like it cost $10. here’s your gift, please go online to see how much I spent, lol! but, what really pissed me off was that gift message beautifully printed on a postcard from gift services that was supposed to be included, wasn’t! whatthemotherfuck? I worked long and hard getting my wording perfect in 70 characters or less, lol! quick call to loopy lucy or whatever the fuck her name was voicing my frustration. no problem, tells me she’s gonna to do right by me by offering some cockamamie discount for my next purchase with Banana Republic (honestly didn’t hear/care to hear the details). cindy lou who, or whatever the hell your name is, I interrupt, “there won’t be any future purchases, so how in the hell does this help me?” attempting to fix my problem by asking me to buy more crap isn’t a solution! I wasn’t born yesterday. I did not fall off any turnip truck. now, lucy liu, quickly seeing the big banana from my point of view, understanding who she’s dealing with, suddenly sherlocks me into a further 10% discount to be credited back to my AMEX before my head explodes! thanks, lois lane!!
Sorry Sherlock … she got ya! Good one Joan, lol!!
“well, it’s an insult and a boast” – Joan Watson
You can’t win … he always gets the drop on EVERYONE … did I mention the ambidextrous Sherlock Holmes, lol?!
… offering his wisdom and teachings to his protégé Joan … and encouragement with this gem, “it’s a case with training wheels” … LOL!! Oh, and I do love the new sultry consulting detective. 😀
This WAS the episode … encapsulated in those 10 seconds. BRILLIANT repartee … Smack Him Sherlock!!