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“try saying excuse me dildo” – sidewalk-walkin’-woman
… LOL!! Can’t believe I hadn’t posted earlier … shoulda the night this episode of Elementary aired. Funny fucking line – she was pissed that dildo didn’t say boo when bumping into her, so she quickly turned & offered up this gem … a second later dildo was dead! Splat, air-conditioner killed him – murdered him … fucking dildo, lol!!
Downtown Damage!!
… even before I strapped on my Sauconys this morning, was aware of last night’s storm damage watching my morning TV news channels. It’s bad enough dealing with the assortment of hazards I have to contend with on a daily basis … I can’t tell how many car hoods I’ve smacked startling oblivious drivers, making them aware of my existence, my right-of -way, not to mention arms flailing, gesturing to pay attention to pedestrians … but this tops ’em all. Roadblock! Now, I ain’t no arborist, but I’m betting this tree was well over a hundred years old, maybe even two?!
“thank you, Watson, you know, some people without possessing genius have a remarkable knack for stimulating it” – Sherlock Holmes
“well, it’s an insult and a boast” – Joan Watson
“you know me, stealthy as a shadow” – Sherlock Holmes
You can’t win … he always gets the drop on EVERYONE … did I mention the ambidextrous Sherlock Holmes, lol?!
“the human face Watson is like the penis” – Sherlock Holmes
… offering his wisdom and teachings to his protégé Joan … and encouragement with this gem, “it’s a case with training wheels” … LOL!! Oh, and I do love the new sultry consulting detective. 😀
You can blow what’s left of my right mind
You can holler you can wail
You can swing you can flail
You can fuck like a broken sail
But I’ll never give you up
If I ever give you up my heart will surely fail
“Mr. Reese, could you try not to get fired before lunch?” – Harold Finch
… LOL, line cracked me up, had only been on the job less than an hour. Wonderboy does have a propensity to rub people the wrong way … and he def don’t take no crap from no one, not even while undercover. Was a scene from last night’s episode of Person Of Interest … best show on TV bar none. Finch and John were both working *wink wink* in a fictitious New York City hotel trying to prevent a murder, Mr. Reese as a bellhop no less, lol … and ya know that shit didn’t sit right with him right from the get-go. Not gonna get into the show, or the plot, either you’re a fan and watch already, or you’re not (your loss) … really should check it out. Oh, and after the day was saved … billionaire boss, in his true altruistic and philanthropic nature … BOUGHT the hotel, LOL!!
“Arsenal fan. As if I didn’t have enough reason to despise you.” – Sherlock Holmes
You?
Me. Baton!
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This WAS the episode … encapsulated in those 10 seconds. BRILLIANT repartee … Smack Him Sherlock!!
voluptuous … NOT volumptuous
Don’t wanna be the word police … BUUUUUUTT
… people often get this one wrong, just don’t like it when professional TV people do!! 😕
passersby … NOT passerbyers
Now I know it was live TV, but you are a professional, a reporter … and you never flinched, questioning its incorrectness when you said it?! As far as you’re concerned, in your own little world that’s the plural of passerby, lol. Dingbat!!
“I think I had a dodgy egg, I’ll join you presently” – Sherlock Holmes
LOVE that usage … utterly brilliant … danistrulytheman’s word of the day …
dodg·y (d
j
)
adj. dodg·i·er, dodg·i·est Chiefly British
1. Evasive; shifty.
2. Unsound, unstable, and unreliable.
3. So risky as to require very deft handling.
adj.
1. (Brit., Austral., & N.Z)
nasty, offensive, unpleasant, revolting, distasteful, repellent, unsavoury, obnoxious, repulsive, objectionable, repugnant
Recipe for Disaster
Watched the show last night – 1st time ever – certainly not willingly, but with no necessary arm-twisting. Know very little about it to be honest with you. But I do know that yesterday’s televised winner was to have his or her product available in stores this morning – in ALL Loblaws stores … and let me tell you folks – that’s a shitload of stores!! And I didn’t go shopping this morning, I went this afternoon and as you can see from the picture below, the set aside area and ready to go bunker was empty. The store manager took time to investigate and respond to my query. He was very kind, polite and understanding of my frustration (unlike the many indifferent employees of this company – pretty sure I blogged about their clock in – clock out & pick-up a paycheque lackadaisical work ethic before), hell … I could tell he was none too happy as well. And I was one step ahead of him when he mentioned that if their shipment hadn’t arrived, chances are all stores were in the same (sinking) boat. Poor Galen – you must feel like you’ve been kicked in the gonads with this public relations gaffe!! Oh, and since I have your ear … your decision to discontinue PC Memories of Lyon still has me scratching my head … you pissed off MANY 4 peppercorn sauce loving customers. I’m sure it was one of the top selling Memories brand items you’ve ever sold?! Take some advice from a guy who knows a thing or two about more than just one or two things … and bring it back pronto – no questions asked … don’t let Dave Nichol have the last laugh, ’cause trust me I know he’s rolling in the (your empty) aisles and howling now!! 😆
can’t say I didn’t try Tiffany K …
gone but not forgotten – you’re in steak heaven now ole friend … RIP …
danistrulytheman 