… ain’t that the motherfucking truth!!
… cheers y’all!! 😎
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“limitations, I’ve none” – danistrulytheman
… I ain’t restricted nor constricted … by anything or anyone!!
… eye of the tiger motherfuckers … eye of the tiger!!
“try saying excuse me dildo” – sidewalk-walkin’-woman
… LOL!! Can’t believe I hadn’t posted earlier … shoulda the night this episode of Elementary aired. Funny fucking line – she was pissed that dildo didn’t say boo when bumping into her, so she quickly turned & offered up this gem … a second later dildo was dead! Splat, air-conditioner killed him – murdered him … fucking dildo, lol!!
“when I looked more like you” – Peter
Peter … you NEVER looked ANYTHING like me, lol! You’re delusional! Schmuck!
… took everything not busting-my-gut hearing that shit, lol!
“you’re gnats in my life” – danistrulytheman
Gnuisances!! You won’t detract me, I WON’T BE DETERRED!! Ya ain’t with me? Fine, keep it to yourselves, I don’t need your negativity. I’m on a turning-fifty-mission-motherfuckers … get off the derailingdantrack!!
… hmmm, just a thought – gnats in my pants? 😆
hey folks it’s on me Shakespeare for everyone ok!
… great Rodney movie, and check out a young Sherlock/Iron Man …
… ah you too honey, ooh I’d like to tame your shrew …
“in life, there’s no going backward, only forward” – danistrulytheman
… why bother wasting time thinking/dwelling on the road travelled?! Stay focused on what lies ahead …
“thank you, Watson, you know, some people without possessing genius have a remarkable knack for stimulating it” – Sherlock Holmes
“well, it’s an insult and a boast” – Joan Watson
back in the day, no one gave a flying fuck
Was a time when I’d say shit loud ‘n proud … back in the day when nobody cared or noticed. And by back in the day, am referring to the late 70’s to the mid 80’s … spewing “that’s retarded” or “that’s gay” was commonplace … flowing freely from my mouth like the River Jordan, AND I never thought twice ’bout saying it … NOW, in this-twisted-2013-weird-world-am-warily-politically-correct-of-these-words, these phrases out in public. First, I survey with my eyes making sure no one’s within earshot before speaking, like I’m breaking the law if caught. Is only a figure of speech folks so simmer down! No harm intended, not meant as an attack … personally, or towards ANY group … NEVER thought one day I’d be sitting dissecting the fuck outta it either?! Much ado about nothing!
“you know me, stealthy as a shadow” – Sherlock Holmes
You can’t win … he always gets the drop on EVERYONE … did I mention the ambidextrous Sherlock Holmes, lol?!
“ignorance is rampant” – danistrulytheman
… it’s a Goddamn running epidemic! And my dose of disillusionment is akin to sticking my finger in the dyke solution! 🙄
“get off your high horse” – Mom
lol … it’s funny how a simple thing, a random thought, triggers old memories (and I’m talking OLD, lol). What? Was danistrulytheboy an arrogant, boastful, SOB braggart, lol?!
“I fell in the hole, I’ll climb out” – danistrulytheman
Perseverance and will power, and sacrifice! You know why people quit? Because they’re fucking quitters. Good things don’t come easy!
“beer is like potato chips and ice cream” – danistrulytheman
Just my expert observation. Including a Tiff K file pic from 3 years ago, March 27, 2010 … that’s a shitload of chips and ice cream, lol!!
“because you’re such a nice guy” – Tony
… LCBO employee. I do have the niceguyknackgene, and I really appreciate his kind words as he lead me into the stock room (employees only permitted area btw), and grabbed this limited edition Guinness glass, slapping ‘n sticking it to my Harp … Happy St. Paddy’s Day danistrulytheman!! 
sorry for the blurriness, my bad …
Irish as the day is long …
“the human face Watson is like the penis” – Sherlock Holmes
… offering his wisdom and teachings to his protégé Joan … and encouragement with this gem, “it’s a case with training wheels” … LOL!! Oh, and I do love the new sultry consulting detective. 😀
“skepticism killed the cow” – danistrulytheman
… my bovine slant. Too many doubting heifers in the herd, lol!! 😛
“I don’t like randomness, I prefer certainty” – danistrulytheman
… “God does not play dice with the universe” – Albert Einstein
“boy, I’m really bothering you today” – Starbucks customer
… ANNOYING Starbucks customer?! Person directly ahead of me, with all her silly requests, AND taking her sweet-ass oblivious time … with all her changing of silly requests to sillier ones as well, keeping the queue stagnant … as if the Starbucks world revolves around her. Order yer shit and scooch outta the way cunt!! These were her last words to patient Starbucks-barista-dude when she finally was finished … little did she know it wasn’t him, but ME she was bothering at the time. 👿
“Mr. Reese, could you try not to get fired before lunch?” – Harold Finch
… LOL, line cracked me up, had only been on the job less than an hour. Wonderboy does have a propensity to rub people the wrong way … and he def don’t take no crap from no one, not even while undercover. Was a scene from last night’s episode of Person Of Interest … best show on TV bar none. Finch and John were both working *wink wink* in a fictitious New York City hotel trying to prevent a murder, Mr. Reese as a bellhop no less, lol … and ya know that shit didn’t sit right with him right from the get-go. Not gonna get into the show, or the plot, either you’re a fan and watch already, or you’re not (your loss) … really should check it out. Oh, and after the day was saved … billionaire boss, in his true altruistic and philanthropic nature … BOUGHT the hotel, LOL!!
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