danistrulytheman

I'm STILL a self confessing, self professing know-it-all, or so I think!


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“inefficiencies aggravate me” – danistrulytheman

… honestly, should read “inefficiencies aggravate the fuck outta me” … toned it down. Looks like a kinder, gentler danistrulytheman rules this blogroost of late. Maybe that’s a good thing. Seriously, you’ve been doing this, repetitively on a basis for who knows how long? Yet it takes me a mere 2 seconds to see its failings and shortcomings and setting you straight? Get your shit together lady!! Btw, thanks for the extra hot sauce. I’m assuming it’s an apologetic attempt, making things right ‘tween you and I … seeing how I was painfully and sufferingly left waiting, ‘nstead of being well on my merry way. Apology accepted … extra hot sauce too!! 😉


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“Listen to chickenbutt!” – lacey1

Sorry, am late in posting, it’s been a hectic weekend. BTW, shouldn’t even be apologizing, giving reasons why I’m posting when I am, as if it’s anybody’s business … for being busy, living my life. On second thought – apology retracted! Found this perusing discussion boards comparing the Wolfgang Puck blender to Vitamix. Loved lacey1’s memorable one-liner summation! Yeah y’all, Listen to chickenbutt! – and def pick/stick w/ Vitamix!!


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“we’re going to hit it hard” – Dr. Harry

… the infection, the bacteria … I’m hopped-up on some serious hard core shit! Which now means, I have even more unpleasant side-effects to deal with. And no, it’s not the discolouration of my urine and feces that I’m talking about, it’s the strict adherence to ten straight days of not allowing any beer entering my system that I find most worrisome and disconcerting. Very unpleasant, indeed!! 😥


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“limitations, I’ve none” – danistrulytheman

… I ain’t restricted nor constricted … by anything or anyone!!

… eye of the tiger motherfuckers … eye of the tiger!!


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Paula Dean Def Ain’t Doin’ No Better!!

… especially now, lol! Ok ok, joking … so lighten up!

… well, at least not healthier … that’s for motherfucking sure!!

Organic quinoa salad w/ chick peas, yellow bell pepper, tossed w/ a quick as you please whisked freshly squeezed lemon & minced garlic dressing

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Blackened Steelhead trout w/ fresh garden herbs & grilled red onion

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AND blackened skin, blackened skin y’all! Much to delicate to attempt flippin’ on the grill. Cook on indirect high heat, and when you see it start to ooze its juices, that’s your cue – have your fish spatula at the ready … nothing worse than overcooked fish!

“overcooked fish is a sin” – danistrulytheman 

… now, that’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout

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… something tells me this’ll even be better tomorrow served cold straight from the fridge – LOVE that!!


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“you’re gnats in my life” – danistrulytheman

Gnuisances!! You won’t detract me, I WON’T BE DETERRED!! Ya ain’t with me? Fine, keep it to yourselves, I don’t need your negativity. I’m on a turning-fifty-mission-motherfuckers … get off the derailingdantrack!!

… hmmm, just a thought – gnats in my pants? 😆


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Halberd

… my word of the day … halberd … and in full danistrulythemandisclosure, must plead ignorance never hearing, knowing of the word’s existence. Saw it mentioned in articles I read recently as a weapon (popular in medieval times) possibly used (a fatal blow to the head removing part of the skull) killing Richard III, whose remains were positively identified as those found under a parking lot in Leicester, England.

King Richard:
A horse, a horse! My kingdom for a horse!

… please no pleading ignorance to that y’all … I hope?!?! 🙄