got this whole ball of wax rollin’ september 17, 2009!! maybe the shitheads at wordpress are gonna acknowledge my longevity with a t-shirt, or a crappy coffee mug? probably not! i persevered, i stuck with it, despite it all. i hardly blog these days–much better ways to occupy my time. nevertheless, 10 years is an accomplishment that i’m proud of! peace!
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Someone’s Shithouse Blog Turns 8 Today!
Been at this WAY too fecking long folks!
But, at this moment could give a mofo rat’s ass!
… ’cause I know it’s gonna be a Lovely Day!
today is my 7 year blogiversary… can I get a hell yeah?!
Got this train rockin’ and rollin’ September 17, 2009! And, it’s been full steam ahead, pedal to the metal ever since! Good or bad, or indifference… I’ve put in my time!
Ya’d think WordPress would send me a plaque or something commemorating my never-quitting stubborn persistence? Nada!
… hell yeah, motherfuckers… hell yeah!!
six years strong…
wastin’ time like it was free
started this blogbitch september 17, 2009… 6 danistulytheman wordpress years strong and counting… 1650 prolific posts – if i do say so myself! another year, another milestone – time for lotsa danbackslapping… ya can’t keep a good man down! time for neglect from jealous cunts again too! i’ve always been bigger and better than ya, and i always will be!
and i only would do for you you what you do for me
“Y as in Yonkey” – Raja
Holy fuck!! You’re a motherfucking yonkey Raja!! Even after correcting yourself w/ “y as in yellow”… I wouldn’t let it go. Kept chastising him, telling him it ain’t a word, and never to do it again, lol!!
Update/addendum: was blog posting while on hold, Raja transferred me to the credit department… they happily credited my account $55.31!! SWEET!!
have i got a little story for you – 1600 posts!!
blogging milestone… black-slappin’ time bitches! danprops y’all!
… i oh, i’m still alive – yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah…
I bought the bitch!!
… danistrulytheman … the domain, I own the cunt! No more danistrulytheman.wordpress.com… starting today, I’m danistrulytheman.com…
… easypeasytrapezie!!
… about time too, been blogging in various formats coming on 10 years… WordPress made it easy/painless … they’ve been whoring ($$) me to update for eons, lol. And, while their conversion US>CAN rate wasn’t necessarily in my favour… they used dollar increments for all charges, which I prefer, thanks guys!
… am sure you’re wondering – bottom line difference for y’all? None!! Same shit as always… read it and weep!!
WordPress, I loathe you!!
You have no fucking idea! I’ve been blogging here 5 1/2 + years … yet, it’s all I can do keeping me from quitting yer sorry ass! Any, and all changes ya make/implement hoping for/expecting a smoother blogging service, ain’t working! And, making matters worse, ya never listen. Please hear me loud and clear – one more time … LEAVE MY SHIT ALONE!!
wordpress widget vanished “poof”?! whad up wp??
Gonzo … no longer in my iPhone 5s pull down pane?! More of the same old same old WP non-support! Please, have Bridget the Midget fix the fucking widget!! Thanks!
Tom Ford
Reading a fellow WP blogger’s site, Tom Ford was mentioned. I’m sure I know about the same about him as most people, he’s a famous fashion designer, and I also know many male celebs love wearing (or, at the very least love boasting Tom Ford when asked by the fashion mavens, who are you wearing? at all the Hollywood glam events). In any event, what I read made me more curious, and began searching/shopping Tom Ford … the very first item I came across was this …
… and here’s the link w/ pertinent ($$$$$) details! Tom Ford $$$$$
Awesome oyster, lol! Unfortunately for the real world life of most, tis … a mortgage downpayment, a sub-compact car, credit card bills paid, house renovations project completed, tidy college fund sum put away, a few incredible vacations, rainy day money when it pours, that some A-Hole w/ serious (silly?) coin slapped onto his fucking feet!!
Oh my, life is grand … life is gluttonous!!
oh no, oh no – here we go now
… here we go again!! referring to the lack of love again for my accomplishments. even WP took time to give me props. AND FYI, I certainly won’t bother acknowledging any johnny-come-lately-comments at this point, so please don’t bullshit bother either! I know/see who’s who, what’s what motherfuckers! pshaw!!
flying high again
flying high again
flying high again
flying high again
I can see through mountains, watch me disappear
I can even touch the sky …
Bad news! And my Garmin 10K PR!
Only fitting today I had a great run! This will be my last run in awhile. I don’t know when I’ll be running again. It’s not by choice, I hope it won’t be as bad as I fear. Also, I won’t be around WP as well. I won’t be blogging, and I don’t think I’ll be commenting?! I want to, but my Reader/Feeds fucks-up on my phone at times, making simple tasks impossible! I’ll try my best to read blogs of friends, when and if I’m able to, and do what I can, if and when I can! It is what it is!
Ok, now my Garmin good news – I’m very pleased w/ today’s run, had a great rhythm going – 46:12 – the final 5K in 22:52 – the final 3K negative splits, finishing w/ a 4:27!
it’s times like these you give and give again!!
it’s times like these you learn to live again!!
1400 – times giving and giving again – POSTS mothereffers!! Another deserving self-congratulatory-slapping-myself-on-my-back-silly milestone!! AND YES, I DO deserve it!!
I am a one way motorway
I’m the road that drives away
then follows you back home
I am a street light shining
I’m a white light blinding bright
burning off and on
I am a new day rising
I’m a brand new sky
to hang the stars upon tonight
I am a little divided
do I stay or run away
and leave it all behind
… the day I turned 50 … kinda like this one …
“you do you, baby” – Audrey
A snippet of A’s wisdom – sage advice – take it to heart, y’all! I love smart words, and smart people!!
springing forward to 378!
… thanks Daylight Saving Time! But, now will miss my 369 – you’ve been replaced (temporarily, again, lol) … for the time being, lol!! 😛
My WordPress Prolificness!!
WP made a point of it, immediately shooting a notification telling me so! Must be of some sorta extreme significance/importance … hey, I’ll def take it, lol!
SWEET … 1337 posts on danistrulytheman… Congratulations, indeed, lol!!
WordPress app update!
… surprised the shit outta me as I 4am awoke. Auto app updates can do that, lol. Ordinarily hate these types of changes, but in this case, it is better … and, MUCH faster! Love the iPhone integration as well … good job guys!
move this item to trash?
Yes. Delete permanently? No.
I guess there’s a 1st for everything. Just took me over 4 years … 1220 posts! 😯
fed up to the gills!
Just asking again … ARGHHH! Had this written ready to send … somewhere in WP SUPPORT re upgrades, but am posting here instead! It ain’t snippy … is it?!?!
yeah, sure i wanna upgrade … spend some of my hard earned cash, help my blog along the way. thing is, i’m unimpressed with wp not directing many of my blogposts to specifically targeted topics, and more unimpressed with wp non-responding to simple queries wondering why?
… thanks WordPress (never thought you’d ever hear those 2 words leaving my lips, did ya, lol?)!!
Happy Anniversary!
You registered on WordPress.com 4 years ago!
Thanks for flying with us. Keep up the good blogging!
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