danistrulytheman

I'm STILL a self confessing, self professing know-it-all, or so I think!


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10 goddamn years!

got this whole ball of wax rollin’ september 17, 2009!! maybe the shitheads at wordpress are gonna acknowledge my longevity with a t-shirt, or a crappy coffee mug? probably not! i persevered, i stuck with it, despite it all. i hardly blog these days–much better ways to occupy my time. nevertheless, 10 years is an accomplishment that i’m proud of! peace!

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I bought the bitch!!

danistrulytheman … the domain, I own the cunt! No more danistrulytheman.wordpress.com… starting today, I’m danistrulytheman.com

easypeasytrapezie!!

… about time too, been blogging in various formats coming on 10 years… WordPress made it easy/painless … they’ve been whoring ($$) me to update for eons, lol. And, while their conversion US>CAN rate wasn’t necessarily in my favour… they used dollar increments for all charges, which I prefer, thanks guys!

… am sure you’re wondering – bottom line difference for y’all? None!! Same shit as always… read it and weep!!


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WordPress, I loathe you!!

You have no fucking idea! I’ve been blogging here 5 1/2 + years … yet, it’s all I can do keeping me from quitting yer sorry ass! Any, and all changes ya make/implement hoping for/expecting a smoother blogging service, ain’t working! And, making matters worse, ya never listen. Please hear me loud and clear – one more time … LEAVE MY SHIT ALONE!!


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wordpress widget vanished “poof”?! whad up wp??

Gonzo … no longer in my iPhone 5s pull down pane?! More of the same old same old WP non-support! Please, have Bridget the Midget fix the fucking widget!! Thanks!

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Tom Ford

Reading a fellow WP blogger’s site, Tom Ford was mentioned. I’m sure I know about the same about him as most people, he’s a famous fashion designer, and I also know many male celebs love wearing (or, at the very least love boasting Tom Ford when asked by the fashion mavens, who are you wearing? at all the Hollywood glam events). In any event, what I read made me more curious, and began searching/shopping Tom Ford … the very first item I came across was this …

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… and here’s the link w/ pertinent ($$$$$) details! Tom Ford $$$$$

Awesome oyster, lol! Unfortunately for the real world life of most, tis … a mortgage downpayment, a sub-compact car, credit card bills paid, house renovations project completed, tidy college fund sum put away, a few incredible vacations, rainy day money when it pours, that some A-Hole w/ serious (silly?) coin slapped onto his fucking feet!!

Oh my, life is grand … life is gluttonous!!


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My 1500th post on WordPress!!

… just thought I’d throw that milestone out there. Today’s post is really about my great day. Went early to Yorkdale – I love it now that I live minutes away. Parking lot was already packed before 10 in the morning, but this attractive older couple was leaving, and lovely lady kept pointing me towards her car. Kept smiling too … knew it was ZEN BABY, people are so positive towards it! Oh, before I continue with my shopping tales, when I left for home, I stopped at Shell for some V-Power (and 10X AirMiles). I swerved around, positioning my car in front of this absolutely gorgeous Mercedes SLS AMG (the one with the gull wing doors) …

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… yeah, I know SICK!! Anyway, I jumped out and blurted out to the owner, a good-looking guy about my age as he was getting ready to leave … “kinda liked my ride?” … meaning/referring/joking that I like my car. Without missing a beat, he assertively, along with complete honesty, snaps back offering affirmation, “I like your ride” … “better than this one”. thanks dude, ZEN BABY, lol!!

Back to shopping! I went to purchase a specific item, to kinda compensate for my Banana lacking gift. I was told, this is something good. I’ve never shopped for this before, but listen to this … as I was leaving my hairdresser’s place yesterday, he showed me this very gift that a client gave as an X-mas present, lol. Weird, I woulda said before. Not so weird anymore, I say now! Oh, I also went to buy myself a coffee maker, as I no longer have one, but due to the fact that I’m not in possession of my rewards card, I knew I’d be fucked and wouldn’t be able to access MY MONEY, I quit before I devoted fruitless time, frustrating myself. I already feel fucked as it is – $160 (half of which is mine) is being controlled/manipulated, and I don’t have easy/immediate access to it. Nice! Whatevs, after this, it’s finally fucking done!

Next up, was fragrances! Funny, when I was walking out of the store into the mall, I asked a Chanel girl in the women’s department, where the men’s department was. She said, “Chanel, or in general”? In general I answered. When I got there (ok, first of all, the fucking area is gorgeous), the gentleman who helped me, who didn’t work for any particular brand, immediately steered me towards Chanel. I was sold. Listen to this, the 50 ml costs $82.50, the 100ml $107 … BUT, if you spend over $100, you get $20 off. Duh, picked up the 100ml for $87! Oh, apparently the cologne is brand new too, and when I asked for samples of any kind for men, he didn’t think he had any. But then, he came back w/ a 10ml bottle … that ain’t no fucking sample, that’s a fucking bottle, lol! I love it!! Then, I asked for samples for women, he obliged! Oh, when home, was kicking myself for not doing this earlier … went online and ordered another pair of sale priced Chuck’s from JV … I was lucky too, international free shipping that ended yesterday, didn’t. Lucky my size was still available. ZEN BABY!!

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