got this whole ball of wax rollin’ september 17, 2009!! maybe the shitheads at wordpress are gonna acknowledge my longevity with a t-shirt, or a crappy coffee mug? probably not! i persevered, i stuck with it, despite it all. i hardly blog these days–much better ways to occupy my time. nevertheless, 10 years is an accomplishment that i’m proud of! peace!
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Someone’s Shithouse Blog Turns 8 Today!
Been at this WAY too fecking long folks!
But, at this moment could give a mofo rat’s ass!
… ’cause I know it’s gonna be a Lovely Day!
today is my 7 year blogiversary… can I get a hell yeah?!
Got this train rockin’ and rollin’ September 17, 2009! And, it’s been full steam ahead, pedal to the metal ever since! Good or bad, or indifference… I’ve put in my time!
Ya’d think WordPress would send me a plaque or something commemorating my never-quitting stubborn persistence? Nada!
… hell yeah, motherfuckers… hell yeah!!
six years strong…
wastin’ time like it was free
started this blogbitch september 17, 2009… 6 danistulytheman wordpress years strong and counting… 1650 prolific posts – if i do say so myself! another year, another milestone – time for lotsa danbackslapping… ya can’t keep a good man down! time for neglect from jealous cunts again too! i’ve always been bigger and better than ya, and i always will be!
and i only would do for you you what you do for me
have i got a little story for you – 1600 posts!!
blogging milestone… black-slappin’ time bitches! danprops y’all!
… i oh, i’m still alive – yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah…
I bought the bitch!!
… danistrulytheman … the domain, I own the cunt! No more danistrulytheman.wordpress.com… starting today, I’m danistrulytheman.com…
… easypeasytrapezie!!
… about time too, been blogging in various formats coming on 10 years… WordPress made it easy/painless … they’ve been whoring ($$) me to update for eons, lol. And, while their conversion US>CAN rate wasn’t necessarily in my favour… they used dollar increments for all charges, which I prefer, thanks guys!
… am sure you’re wondering – bottom line difference for y’all? None!! Same shit as always… read it and weep!!
WordPress, I loathe you!!
You have no fucking idea! I’ve been blogging here 5 1/2 + years … yet, it’s all I can do keeping me from quitting yer sorry ass! Any, and all changes ya make/implement hoping for/expecting a smoother blogging service, ain’t working! And, making matters worse, ya never listen. Please hear me loud and clear – one more time … LEAVE MY SHIT ALONE!!
Don’t arrange to have me sent to no asylum I’m just as sane as anyone!
It’s a just a game I play for fun – for fun!
Tom Ford
Reading a fellow WP blogger’s site, Tom Ford was mentioned. I’m sure I know about the same about him as most people, he’s a famous fashion designer, and I also know many male celebs love wearing (or, at the very least love boasting Tom Ford when asked by the fashion mavens, who are you wearing? at all the Hollywood glam events). In any event, what I read made me more curious, and began searching/shopping Tom Ford … the very first item I came across was this …
… and here’s the link w/ pertinent ($$$$$) details! Tom Ford $$$$$
Awesome oyster, lol! Unfortunately for the real world life of most, tis … a mortgage downpayment, a sub-compact car, credit card bills paid, house renovations project completed, tidy college fund sum put away, a few incredible vacations, rainy day money when it pours, that some A-Hole w/ serious (silly?) coin slapped onto his fucking feet!!
Oh my, life is grand … life is gluttonous!!
My 1500th post on WordPress!!
… just thought I’d throw that milestone out there. Today’s post is really about my great day. Went early to Yorkdale – I love it now that I live minutes away. Parking lot was already packed before 10 in the morning, but this attractive older couple was leaving, and lovely lady kept pointing me towards her car. Kept smiling too … knew it was ZEN BABY, people are so positive towards it! Oh, before I continue with my shopping tales, when I left for home, I stopped at Shell for some V-Power (and 10X AirMiles). I swerved around, positioning my car in front of this absolutely gorgeous Mercedes SLS AMG (the one with the gull wing doors) …
… yeah, I know SICK!! Anyway, I jumped out and blurted out to the owner, a good-looking guy about my age as he was getting ready to leave … “kinda liked my ride?” … meaning/referring/joking that I like my car. Without missing a beat, he assertively, along with complete honesty, snaps back offering affirmation, “I like your ride” … “better than this one”. thanks dude, ZEN BABY, lol!!
Back to shopping! I went to purchase a specific item, to kinda compensate for my Banana lacking gift. I was told, this is something good. I’ve never shopped for this before, but listen to this … as I was leaving my hairdresser’s place yesterday, he showed me this very gift that a client gave as an X-mas present, lol. Weird, I woulda said before. Not so weird anymore, I say now! Oh, I also went to buy myself a coffee maker, as I no longer have one, but due to the fact that I’m not in possession of my rewards card, I knew I’d be fucked and wouldn’t be able to access MY MONEY, I quit before I devoted fruitless time, frustrating myself. I already feel fucked as it is – $160 (half of which is mine) is being controlled/manipulated, and I don’t have easy/immediate access to it. Nice! Whatevs, after this, it’s finally fucking done!
Next up, was fragrances! Funny, when I was walking out of the store into the mall, I asked a Chanel girl in the women’s department, where the men’s department was. She said, “Chanel, or in general”? In general I answered. When I got there (ok, first of all, the fucking area is gorgeous), the gentleman who helped me, who didn’t work for any particular brand, immediately steered me towards Chanel. I was sold. Listen to this, the 50 ml costs $82.50, the 100ml $107 … BUT, if you spend over $100, you get $20 off. Duh, picked up the 100ml for $87! Oh, apparently the cologne is brand new too, and when I asked for samples of any kind for men, he didn’t think he had any. But then, he came back w/ a 10ml bottle … that ain’t no fucking sample, that’s a fucking bottle, lol! I love it!! Then, I asked for samples for women, he obliged! Oh, when home, was kicking myself for not doing this earlier … went online and ordered another pair of sale priced Chuck’s from JV … I was lucky too, international free shipping that ended yesterday, didn’t. Lucky my size was still available. ZEN BABY!!
fuck, I hate you wordpress!!
you keep changing shit! making my blogging life more of a bitch. was not how I wanted it to read. was super easy adding links, renaming links before … shoulda simply/cleanly read johnvarvatos … not now! the fuck you gotta mess things up for?
my slim blogging window!
… WP iPhone blogging is a pain in the ass, as evidenced by my previous post. So frustrating – ya REALLY think I wanted repeating pics, lol? Whatevs, can’t be bothered to fix it now that I’m home either … fuck it! Only back home for a day and a half too – felt incredible sleeping in my bed, showering in my shower (as I start this post, in 23 hours I’ll be gone again), but, thankfully already accomplished so much. And, am blogging for blogging’s sake really … touching base, sayin’ the proverbial ‘hi’ to everyone! Even went for a run. In my new life, although I’m outdoors, I’m not aerobic AT ALL (as a positive I drink at least 2 liters of water daily, and NO beer – is that a positive, or a negative … hmmm?) … so my plan before I pounded the pavement was simply to finish, lol! I had great(er) expectations (really wanted to run 8K) … but 4K will suffice. Actually, I’m very pleased. I’ll tell you why; The whole time I never felt overwhelmed, I never felt distressed … sure, I was concerned with my distance limitations, but I never felt like the pace was killing me. It wasn’t. And, for what it’s worth, coulda stretched it out another kilometer. Oh, and on the way back home, walked/jogged without any pressure. OMG, what a pleasure it was too, not being under Garmin’s watchful eye, lol … just took it easy, enjoying the temp, the sunshine. Anyways, I feel, I’m starting to ramble – really could gone on talking shit, lol … but gonna quit now till next time. Perfect time to fire up the charcoal, grill some burgers … and finally enjoy a brew (or two, lol)! Cheers y’all!!
considering not being able to train … chuffed as fuck!
… the post run, outta the shower selfie. shave mofo, lol!
Bad news! And my Garmin 10K PR!
Only fitting today I had a great run! This will be my last run in awhile. I don’t know when I’ll be running again. It’s not by choice, I hope it won’t be as bad as I fear. Also, I won’t be around WP as well. I won’t be blogging, and I don’t think I’ll be commenting?! I want to, but my Reader/Feeds fucks-up on my phone at times, making simple tasks impossible! I’ll try my best to read blogs of friends, when and if I’m able to, and do what I can, if and when I can! It is what it is!
Ok, now my Garmin good news – I’m very pleased w/ today’s run, had a great rhythm going – 46:12 – the final 5K in 22:52 – the final 3K negative splits, finishing w/ a 4:27!
double dipping danistrulytheman? uhmm, ain’t sure?!
… found this selfie on file, and like it. know that it’s recent; but something tells me already blogged it?! if so, please ignore … if not, PLEASE enjoy! peace!
it’s times like these you give and give again!!
it’s times like these you learn to live again!!
1400 – times giving and giving again – POSTS mothereffers!! Another deserving self-congratulatory-slapping-myself-on-my-back-silly milestone!! AND YES, I DO deserve it!!
I am a one way motorway
I’m the road that drives away
then follows you back home
I am a street light shining
I’m a white light blinding bright
burning off and on
I am a new day rising
I’m a brand new sky
to hang the stars upon tonight
I am a little divided
do I stay or run away
and leave it all behind
… the day I turned 50 … kinda like this one …
Shite!! My 4 1/2 year bloggaversary?!
Coincided w/ my marathon registration! Happy 4 1/2 years danistrulytheman!! 😀
everything old is new again!!
… a SPECIAL shout-out to my very good blogging bud! And ok ok, so this song ain’t EXACTLY bill fitting, but I think the hammer hits hard on the nail head of its proverbial meaning! There’s something very mystical and magical about that … least I think so! And, if you don’t see its profoundness? No problem … shut-up, sit back … listen and enjoy! Hey, at the very least … it’s a cool motherfucking song, lol!
oooh, you make me live. oooh, you’re my best friend.
My WordPress Prolificness!!
WP made a point of it, immediately shooting a notification telling me so! Must be of some sorta extreme significance/importance … hey, I’ll def take it, lol!
SWEET … 1337 posts on danistrulytheman… Congratulations, indeed, lol!!
hear ye hear ye: 1301posts, 1601days!
a succinct shout-out y’all!
a tearful and heartfelt, payin’ my bloglivin’ dues milestone moment!
def deserving of MANY slap-on-the-back-congrats … Spoonman!
all my friends are brown and red
… both are primes too … but of course, lol! 😛
… on second thought!
Change of plans warrants necessary action. From public to protected. Was there plain as day for reading/viewing from early morning, so if you saw it, you saw it … and if you didn’t, don’t fret, is only temporary … will soon become visible again. But, definitely not before my follow up blogpost re: on my Christmas wish list!. Stay tuned y’all!
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