Hope w/ all yer awesomeness we can come to a seeing-things-my-way-resolution! Nuthin’ better than an all’s well that ends well story! AND, you almost were able to right my ship being wronged all by yer London lonesome! You sure stepped up … girl def has my back! Somebody give her a raise licketysplitquick … she’s a keeper!!
Author Archives: danistrulytheman
like the moon and the stars and the sun
well we all shine on
yeah we all shine on
on and on and on on and on
WordPress, I loathe you!!
You have no fucking idea! I’ve been blogging here 5 1/2 + years … yet, it’s all I can do keeping me from quitting yer sorry ass! Any, and all changes ya make/implement hoping for/expecting a smoother blogging service, ain’t working! And, making matters worse, ya never listen. Please hear me loud and clear – one more time … LEAVE MY SHIT ALONE!!
i ain’t got nobody. nobody, nobody cares for me. nobody, nobody.
bop, boze-de-boze-de-bop, se-de-bop
humala bebuhla zeebuhla boobuhla
humala bebuhla zeebuhla bop
nobody (nobody), nobody (nobody)
no one (no one), no one (no one)
loop-de-loop (loop-de-loop)
darling, darling (darling, darling)
getting serious (getting serious)
got to see the walls (got to see the walls)
over there (over there)
nobody (nobody), not no one (not no one)
nobody (nobody), nobody (nobody)
nobody (nobody), nobody (nobody)
nobody (nobody)
nobody cares for me
diggin’ the sam can!
… and the Sam Adams Boston Lager of course! Check out the frothy head! Filthy good y’all!! So much went into the development of this can – google it, see for yourself. Was very curious if we Canucks would luck out w/ the Sam can too? I mean, it was developed for the US market w/ your piddly 12 fl oz cans … wasn’t sure if the Boston Beer Company Sam-can-slammed us as well w/ our upsized 473 ml cans? Yep, check the lip … they did! I gots me a new friend, and his her name is Sam!
I put millions of miles under my heels
Long and weary my road has been
I am not your rolling wheels – I am the highway
Life’s a Breeze!
Can’t get over how cool the Breeze app is!! I’ve had it/have been using it for quite some time now … that’s another thing, you don’t use it/do anything – it just is/exists! Right now, am def feeling the pressure achieving my daily goals – I’m currently on a 46 days in a row roll! It’s bang-on bulls-eye accurate w/ all its data too – here’s a sample from yesterday … Chinatown – classic movie! Jack Nicholson, Faye Dunaway … infamous director Roman Polanski – I digress!
18888
lucky number! days I’ve been alive – give or take (didn’t think I’d post on the actual day did ya, lol)! and today, find out purely by dumb luck, it’s luckier than I previously thought – is exactly one month left enduring his stupidity/idiocy. meanwhile, gonna take the high road … will keep on smiling, and savouring those extra-sheckels I’ll be pocketing till his caboose gets kicked! 18888 y’all!
I’ve been sittin’ here just wastin’ time, drinking, smoking, thinking, trying to free my mind
Drinking, smoking, thinking, trying to free my mind
I’ve been sittin’ here just wastin’ time
Drinking, smoking, trying to free my mind
Smokin’ and drinkin’
I’ve been sittin’ here just wastin’ time
Drinking, smoking, thinking, and trying to free my mind
Tryin’ to free my mind
I’ve been sittin’ here just wastin’ time
Drinking, smoking, trying to free my mind
Wastin’ my time
Hey I’m smokin’
Hey I’m drinkin’ tryin’ to free my mind
I’ve been sittin’ here just wastin’ time
Drinking, smoking, trying to free my mind
now I’ve been walkin’ the earth since the beginning of time and I won’t leave till I receive that 7th sign
please God please I’ll pay any cost
if you’d just stop the world cause I wanna get off
there’s too much hardship there’s too much pain
there’s too many motherfuckers tryin’ to get in my brain
I’ve kicked the habit, shed my skin, this is the new stuff!
I go dancing in, we go dancing in!
“nuthin’ screams clean like a splash up the ass” – danistrulytheman
bidet – 1 / toilet paper – 0
Cleanliness is next to Godliness … another, more famous quote, lol!
“ya need to get yer being disrespectful shit together” – danistrulytheman
… ain’t motherfucking joking either! weird! whole thing’s fucking weird!!
meatballs, mushrooms, and marinara!
… m&m, & m! long story short; know damn well whole roasted mushrooms don’t belong – my 1st intent was meatball sandwiches. out the window that went. made my famous balls, instead served it simply. if served w/ $50 Barolo constitutes simply. next day, became my traditional spaghettini&meatballs (love this) meal. 3rd day turned into ‘the tossin’ the lot, the whole kit and kaboodle – then baking (my fave, btw – sorry, no pics) it. plus, still have 2 more days eats left! sweet, my 5 day eye-talian meal!
everywhere, freaks and hairies dykes and fairies, tell me where is sanity
life is funny skies are sunny, bees make honey who needs money
I’d love to change the world but I don’t know what to do
so I’ll leave it up to you
“my intuitiveness is set to warp 9” – danistrulytheman
… prolly should read … “set to warped”! in any case … beam me up! #LLAP
I sign my name with a Capital G
Well I used to stand for something
But forgot what that could be
There’s a lot of me inside you
Maybe you’re afraid to see
a deserving splurge!!
I can’t feel my life. Makes me wanna cry.
How bad I feel inside. Like I wanna die.
Can’t explain – won’t apologize.
Destination unknown. Wreckage in tow.
Depression grows. I have no home.
pin me down show me how
looking back to find my way never seemed so hard
yesterday’s been laid to rest changing of the guard
I would never change a thing even if I could
all the songs we used to sing everything was good
I remember watching you once upon a time
dancing from across the room in another life
a little bit of resolve is what I need now









