… no one’s going to fucking tell me jack” – Mike Skinner
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“so here I am in my house drinking on my own settee
… everyone’s a cunt in this life no one’s there for me” – Mike Skinner
ya don’t ask, ya don’t get
… NEVER!!!!!! I said it before, and I’ll say it again … ain’t no harm in asking. Only bloggin’ ’bout it ’cause I brazen balls queried something (six hours time difference no less) anticipating the proverbial answer/response … but ya know what? Ya never know. Have always had horseshoes up my motherfucking ass … and while I’d like to think ’twas my charm getting me my way, understand/realize enquiring was the reason why (sorta – still sticking with my charm playing a role, lol). Ask away folks!! 💡
“you are something else” – Rose
Thanks sweet cashier lady, lol. Said these exact words to me as we were discussing a penny-free Canada (this being my first first-hand experience) as I was making a purchase earlier this morning. The store’s cash registers weren’t adjusted to compensate for its transa¢tion elimination yet, meanwhile I was fully prepared to round up my $8.68 purchase to $8.70 had I been paying cash (debit/credit purchases remain unaffected), intimating to her I’d have willingly done so … that’s when she threw down the compliment, and continued saying, others would, and still will … “quarrel for a penny” … hey, another beautiful Rose quote, lol!! 😎
Halberd
… my word of the day … halberd … and in full danistrulythemandisclosure, must plead ignorance never hearing, knowing of the word’s existence. Saw it mentioned in articles I read recently as a weapon (popular in medieval times) possibly used (a fatal blow to the head removing part of the skull) killing Richard III, whose remains were positively identified as those found under a parking lot in Leicester, England.
King Richard:
A horse, a horse! My kingdom for a horse!
… please no pleading ignorance to that y’all … I hope?!?! 🙄
“it’s impossible to overdose on self-respect” – danistrulytheman
… the respect you give yourself … equates to respect you receive from others …
“Arsenal fan. As if I didn’t have enough reason to despise you.” – Sherlock Holmes
You?
Me. Baton!
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This WAS the episode … encapsulated in those 10 seconds. BRILLIANT repartee … Smack Him Sherlock!!
“I’m the motherfucker who found the house” – Maya
… love it when anyone ‘sides me says motherfucker … and judging from the ensuing laughter … appears I’m not alone!! 😎
“a deflective answer is never the answer” – danistrulytheman
… as in deflecting reality … a quick fix … never works folks!!
voluptuous … NOT volumptuous
Don’t wanna be the word police …Â BUUUUUUTT
… people often get this one wrong, just don’t like it when professional TV people do!! 😕
passersby … NOT passerbyers
Now I know it was live TV, but you are a professional, a reporter … and you never flinched, questioning its incorrectness when you said it?! As far as you’re concerned, in your own little world that’s the plural of passerby, lol. Dingbat!!
xmasdecoratingtime
… a couple of quickie pics of our ecologically friendly, and year after year wallet friendly faux christmas tree Tiffany K decorated … I did help btw, but won’t bore y’all with my beautiful & brilliant contributions, other than a brief quote, “they were minimal” … and that’s not me saying that shit, it’s Tiff, lol!!
view from the right …
and from the left …
… my badass dog had fun ’bout twentytimesadaytuggingatthetreeskirt … God, I MISS that!!
“I think I had a dodgy egg, I’ll join you presently” – Sherlock Holmes
LOVE that usage … utterly brilliant …Â danistrulytheman’s word of the day …
dodg·y  (d
j
)
adj. dodg·i·er, dodg·i·est Chiefly British
1. Evasive; shifty.
2. Unsound, unstable, and unreliable.
3. So risky as to require very deft handling.
adj.
1. (Brit., Austral., & N.Z)
nasty, offensive, unpleasant, revolting, distasteful, repellent, unsavoury, obnoxious, repulsive, objectionable, repugnant
“the return policy is the shits!” – Dolarosa
… one that made it through the multilayered etiquette guidelines crack, lol!! 😀
“all Daniels are bad” – Ana
… is what she said when she read my name off my AMEX as I was takin’ ‘vantage of their good customer loyalty program deal (told ya all I was gonna weasel my way in, lol) they were offering in conjunction with Lowe’s. She said it affectionately referring to her little rapscallion who shares my name, and her deep motherly love for him. And I AGREED with her … all of us ARE bad, lol. We continued talking – we both love the name Daniel … it truly is a beautiful name and one thing we both love is its uncommonness. Ana, thanks for that memorable little blip in my otherwise unforgettable day … something tells me your little Daniel is the man too, lol!! 😎
“and all you highfalutin food blogging people I don’t care if you don’t understand” – danistrulytheman
this is in reference & response (with a bit of Skynyrd thrown in for fun, lol) to a lot of what I see lately, and my little bit o’ rubbin’ it in rebuttal re: previous post. too often too many have tunnel vision for nouveau-chic-cuisine that needs immediate braggin’ rights & blog love. not me. love my old school gems, love a good meal at a steal of a deal. yesterday was def a blog worthy meal. forgot to mention – working girl animatedly & emphatically told me I was gonna love it – yep, I did. + 2 soups + 2 buns + tip = $5.50. beat that foodiebloggingbitches.
“go and get drunk” – Dr. B
Ophthalmologist’s orders, lol … meant as a celebration of sorts; I was normal on 2 field tests – means no glaucoma … good enough reason as any to lift a pint. And when he said this to me and laughed (and I as well) … immediately made me think of what I said – something ALMOST identical two days before … great minds I guess!! 😯
“now you can go home drink beer and fuck your wife” – danistrulytheman
Ooooops, my BADDDD!! Meant it good-naturedly, fun-spiritedly … I mean how else would you take it, lol?
… of mice and men folks … best laid schemes y’all 😳
Superbad
… LOL, funny movie … sophomoric shit … shows ya ma juvenile taste. And Yes, laughed my ass off at Porky’s way back when too. You could see the comedic talent in Jonah Hill … and Jules is played by Emma Stone. This clip cracks me up, never get tired of Seth’s scene stealing line  … ALMOST made it my post title … 😆
the funny thing about my back is, is that it’s located on my cock
“stop playing with your food” – danistrulytheman
It’s what separates the professional chef from the home cook … and no matter how LOUD I yell and how often I crow emphasizing/stressing the point …Â Y’ALWAYS wanna constantly check/nudge/flip/away like its nobody’s business. STOP!! Let it do its thing!!
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