done calculating; worked out to be a $500 weekend… almost to the penny! hate when money departs, love it arrives… c’est la vie! the fuck ya gonna do, right? ain’t as bad as it looks… frugalandwisedandidgood! plus, on an unrelated note, realized in my insomniac state last night, i’m exactly (give or take a day) two years aways from my 20,000 milestone… maybe, then i can die, lol!
Category Archives: life
talk about a mofo million dollar pendulum shift!!
SETTLED!!!!!!!
Thanks, Enza for that email… GREATEST news EVER!!
Can’t wait for Colleen’s call tomorrow w/all the juicy details!!
And, fittingly of course, my personal parting salvo;
I wish you nothing but misery you crossed-eyed cunt… fuck off and die!!
sloppy saucy sang!
roasted orange & yellow peppers! cremini ‘shrooms too!
two kindsa cheese (swiss emmentaler, romano lupa)!
… uhm, yep!
“no haiku for you” – dannazi
my low monthly nut
is what keeps me staying put
motherfucking sweet
fluffy swiss!
… fluffy five egg swiss cheese omelette w/five bacon strips! and, hash browns! AND, Dimpflmeier toast!
… tonight, I can die!
shutthefuckup!!
… quieter is def better! my 2¢! hate loudmouthmotherfuckers… kind, soft-spoken people are the best! think it has to do w/major insecurities, and talking at high volumes over everyone else makes them seem important. that’s my theory, my freud for the day! whisperdan prefers to keep his trap shut mouse like in public… tanks-a-god… and, know that my dr. shite-y def does too! oh, and btw, thanks for today… good doctor!
flour flower power!
hold on, it keeps gettin’ better… hold on!
lasagna and hydrangeas! went paul bunyan on the leftovers!
… w/olives and ripasso (both from italy)!
… AND, in celebration of St. Joseph’s Day, the best zepp this side of napoli!
hold on, it keeps gettin’ better… hold on!
now, that’s a mouthful!
Holy Hakka Smokes!! Stuffed to the gills Batman… if were fish, but it’s chicken! For the curious, #173 Manchurian Hakka Noodles on the #1 takeout menu… and, I’ll take it!
icaneatthisshitetillthemofocowscomehome!
hi… my name is al! al dente! the REALDEAL al dente!! hmm… jealous Tiff K, lol? I HOPE yer kicking yerself right now, lol? AND, btw… day/weather turned out to be absolutely beautiful! was no excuse/reason ya couldn’t have done a meatball/spaghett drive-by!
… and, yes, I did say spaghett!
“mind over matter trumps all” – danistrulytheman
life changes are easy… it only requires all the will power and fortitude you can muster!
… never quit, never give up!
down is not where i belong
this aching heart won’t turn to stone
there’s a fire inside these bones
it was meant to be
i see your world’s still full of light
how could i ever been so blind
i still haven’t lost my fight
it haunts me in my sleep
i know only time would tell
if all the cards will treat me well
cause this hand that i’ve been dealt
keeps me wondering
so now here i turn the page
i’ve learned to silence all my rage
tell me who can really say
what will tomorrow bring
feck!
sums up my shite-life! haven’t been gettin’ the bounces lately… not any!
danistrulyinafeckingfunk!!
my beef strogi-yogi!!
… holy mother-eff!! this MAY be my greatest creation/meal ever… and w/o trying. that shit just ain’t right!!
… slow ‘n low fall apart pot roast, along w/braised/caramelized/roasted organic carrots, AND, along w/a Hungarian noodle kicker! ’tis a MOFOSlamDunk y’all!! (NBA all star game reference completely unintentional, although applicable)!!
… oh yeah, and served w/the best ciabatta (buttered) in T.O.)
… today, lifeisnice!!
Baked Ziti Anyone?
… BETTER than baked Ziti!! BETTER than restaurant pasta… hands down!! THREE different types of pasta!! Not only am I am the king of pasta, I am the king of leftover pasta!!
Holy Hakka Hell!!
… Batman!! this place is truly #1 as advertised… look at all that crispy Guyanese chicken w/fried rice (shrimp)… and, the best part… all in, nine bucks nine bucks nine bucks!!
… is actually a dual blog post! on an unrelated side-note, today realized my two bitches [ok, ok, before ya throw a hissy fit… girls [best clarify otherwise one would flip her old-age (young-age, lol)… sickly too, lol] lid, lol… have arguably the two best birthdates of all 365 possible birthdates, AND both happen to fall in February!! please don’t make me tell ya, figure it out for yourselves… numbskulls!!
… oh yeah, my stuffed full of crispy chicken/shrimp fried rice $9 dinner!!
oh well, it’s been a good day in hell
tomorrow I’ll be glory bound
my plate is full
Well, I did eat my mortadella sammie at 10 am, then WAY too much unexpected and gratis Pizza Nova pizza at 1 o’clock… so Eddie, you better Vedder believe, I’m going hungry tonight!
As far as my plate being full; tonight, I fuelled and wash Baby Zen, did laundry too! Alarm is set for 6:15 (on day off, no less) in the morning, then tomorrow; dentist, insurance adjuster (sorry, I bailed on Barque, logistically and from my schedule timeframe, Starbucks made more sense, and will suffice), groceries (Highland Farms), financial advisor (fingers crossed you’ll be in the office on a shite Saturday), optometrist… culminating w/a icantbelieveisqueezedsuchashitloadintothese20hours peaceful, lovely, and joyful (and deserving, lol) brunch… on Tiff K‘s dime!
chili strozzapreti… & my shite life!
… trying to juggle so much crap, and now crap from over a year ago hit the danfan today. so much on my plate, trying my best to deal w/it all. hardly have any free time during my workday squeezing in the phone calls quelling the barrage! not all was bad, thanks seema for the call… much appreciated!
as promised; the aforementioned chili strozzapreti… w/grilled naan, & creemore!
Greek Treat!!
… pork tenderloin souvlaki on a bed of grilled/roasted sweet onions! served w/the BEST mofo lemon potatoes of all time!! all slathered/swimming generously in pools of tzatziki!
meanie linguine!
… mile-heaping-high-pile!
port, purple roses too!
happy new year! 2016, y’all… 2016!
… peace & love folks! hoping’/prayin’ for lotsa both!
danistrulytheman 