lol, shit Jonny says cracks me up!!
Category Archives: words
twit me, twat you!
i did it! i tweeted for real y’all! uhmm, think i did good, lol?!?!
wordpress widget vanished “poof”?! whad up wp??
… shit’s gonna hit the motherfucking fan!!
… and I’m sittin’ chillin’ in the catbird’s seat on the fifty-yard line lovin’ the bird’s-eye view!!
I baby my zenbaby!
zen cleanze!
New Year’s Eve … Omelette??
chuffed w/ my chucks!
… chuffed as fuck! I cannot begin to tell you how pleased I am. Can’t believe these two deals I got from john varvatos either, it’s as if he’s giving them away (+ free shipping too folks)! Saw my postman stopping his truck, and approaching from my kitchen window to deliver these bad boys, couldn’t contain my giddiness … ran out to greet him. I love my other pair, this one WAY more. It’s a true-fit 10 1/2 … my perfect Con All Star size. Love the black, distressed resin, and the gold eyelets … fucking awesome!
you have no idea who you’re dealing with!
been one of those days folks. then, to top it off – coming home all excited to see my UPS delivered package from Banana Republic waiting at my door … well, been one of those days continued. first off, the $110 item that I purchased looks more like it cost $10. here’s your gift, please go online to see how much I spent, lol! but, what really pissed me off was that gift message beautifully printed on a postcard from gift services that was supposed to be included, wasn’t! whatthemotherfuck? I worked long and hard getting my wording perfect in 70 characters or less, lol! quick call to loopy lucy or whatever the fuck her name was voicing my frustration. no problem, tells me she’s gonna to do right by me by offering some cockamamie discount for my next purchase with Banana Republic (honestly didn’t hear/care to hear the details). cindy lou who, or whatever the hell your name is, I interrupt, “there won’t be any future purchases, so how in the hell does this help me?” attempting to fix my problem by asking me to buy more crap isn’t a solution! I wasn’t born yesterday. I did not fall off any turnip truck. now, lucy liu, quickly seeing the big banana from my point of view, understanding who she’s dealing with, suddenly sherlocks me into a further 10% discount to be credited back to my AMEX before my head explodes! thanks, lois lane!!
King of Win!!
Someone watches over me, I have clydesdale sized horseshoes up my ass, or I am extremely on the ball? Maybe, it’s my life trifecta? This morning went to check stuff out at johnvarvatos … and what did I see? My recently purchased Converse X kicks on sale. A quick email, followed by an even quicker phone call … and Bob’s your price adjustment uncle. They happily credited my AMEX the difference since it was within the 14 day company policy time allowance for said adjustments. Still not sure the exact refund amount, but I’m guessing it’s $60+ … I loved them before when I initially bought & got ’em … I love them even more now! Next, about an hour later began working on finalizing a purchase I had on my mind for a few days. I won’t lie, my first thoughts at the time were too excessive, too expensive … but now, for whatever reason, Banana Republic popped to mind. Went online to see what their site had to offer. Not only was I able to peruse items, I was able to check availability at my nearby store (updated every 20 minutes) which is what I wanted, nothing worse than wasted trips to the mall. While deciding on the exact item I wanted, I did happen to catch that 40% discount offer (today & tomorrow/online purchases only) prominently displayed. Why go to the mall and spend $125, when I can sit on my fat ass and order from my computer (along with a cool personalized message at no charge – I LOVE that shit, lol) for $75? Exactly? So that’s what I did, and in all likelihood, will be returning it for a refund at the store, but at least now I have it, and at a sweet deal, really it just provides greater flexibility, whatever I decide. The way I look at it, the money back from JV covers the BR purchase. Win Win … King!!
Zeenat (rhymes w/peanut)!
Thanks! Thanks, for now!
while I do appear to fly by the seat of my pants
… it ain’t the case. just that my mind works a million miles per second spewing pertinent permutations giving the appearance/illusion everything’s being made up as I go. trust me … is def a rhyme to dansreason, lol!!
hear that motherfuckers? it’s me breathing again!
… there’s def a new confident cocksure rhyme to dansreason, and it’s oozing. it’s a oneway non-stop never-ending newfound flowing bounty that was previously oppressed, held captive and trapped that’s FINALLY being released part of me! shhhhh … listen!!
“soy milk? I can’t stand the stuff. go cow or go home!” – Sameen Shaw
no run, no fun!
two shakes of a lamb’s tail
… heard this the other day. I swear it’s been 20 years+ since last hearing it. tell ya, made me smile/laugh when I did (made her repeat it, playing dumb as not hearing her say it the 1st time, lol) … words/phrases can be so finicky falling victim to leaving our vocabulary for various changing times/new generation reasons. occasionally, eventually becoming obsolete at times. weird, and cool at the same time!
… be back in two shakes of a lamb’s tail y’all … lol!!
oh no, oh no – here we go now
… here we go again!! referring to the lack of love again for my accomplishments. even WP took time to give me props. AND FYI, I certainly won’t bother acknowledging any johnny-come-lately-comments at this point, so please don’t bullshit bother either! I know/see who’s who, what’s what motherfuckers! pshaw!!
flying high again
flying high again
flying high again
flying high again
I can see through mountains, watch me disappear
I can even touch the sky …
It’s Smiths Falls!!!!
… NOT Smith Falls!
… bitch, lol!
first five-one foto!!
I Am The Highway
worked 17 1/2 hours. 1 hour drive home. awake 24 hours (and counting). sleep deprived selfie sporting csa approved wraparound safety sunglasses (love that alliterative shit, lol) gratis courtesy mike. gotta love his quote minutes after seeing me wearing them too … “i’m not queer, but damn you look good” – thanks mikey, lol!














