danistrulytheman

I'm STILL a self confessing, self professing know-it-all, or so I think!


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you’re the only woman who could ever help me.

baby I’m a man, maybe I’m a lonely man
who’s in the middle of something
that he doesn’t really understand.

baby, won’t you help me to understand?

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had ya bumbling at, “hello, this is Dan”!!

… felt SOOOOO fucking GOOOOOD … stickin’ to my guns, havin’ ya at a loss for words!! Must say, so proud of myself; keeping my professionalism, my demeanor intact! Oh, and a Sohail shout-out; constantly pushing me, insisting I push too. Thanks, motherfucker!! Much love good friend!! 😎


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Sohail in stitches at Starbucks!!

He was bustin’ up as I regaled him w/stories of my fucked-up life, was NO WAY this shit could be anything but true! And, no we weren’t la di da latte-ing it up … I was relaxing, reading mags at the sharesies Chapters while waiting for him to arrive. And, after our visit … he had to take a leak! That’s the extent of the coffeehouse tie-in!


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I’ve had a hell of a time since I went away

All dreams have died, along the way
I coughed up the price, I bought a cage
I’ve had a hell of a time since I went away
Don’t know when I died, or where to lay down

Gone, gone away
Yeah gone, gone away

God knows I’ve tried, I’m dyed in pain
Strong yet simple drive, the freedom to say
I’ve had a hell of a time since I went away
Homing on traces of light, that distance fades

Yeah I’m gone, gone away
Yeah I’m gone, gone away

So they say with time, we slowly heal
I caught a flash of your smile, through the fog of a dream
I’ll have a hell of a time, I clearly see
I can’t be by your side, I’ll see you when I sleep

Now you’re gone…gone away
Yeah you’re gone…gone away

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my baby footprint!

Doing my part, trying to make less of an environmental impact! That’s ALL my garbage!! That small, tiny, lonely bag. That’s it!! One week’s worth for the family … ok, it’s just the two of us (♫ ♬ we can make it if we try ♫ ♬), but very impressive nonetheless! On a related note (kinda?), I cancelled my landline, and while it impacts me more than the environment, it’s still another step forward. Must say, it’s the smartest move ever – woulda done it sooner, Tiff was the holdout, lol!

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looks like I gots me a bunch of disrespecting douchebag followers!!

… 170 d-baggers!! Not pullin’ punches, but hey … I never did. You’re lame, motherfucking lame … the lot of ya! Go fuck yourselves! Better yet … quit  … QUIT ME … P-L-E-A-S-E!! 

… over 1300 blogposts, over 4 years devoted! Don’t y’assholes forget that either!!


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“I ain’t no barista, but …” – danistrulytheman

… all I wanted was my drink sans any problems! Same as I get all the time at all the other Starbucks! My Grande extra hot no foam no water chai latte!! Why must simple things become complicated?? Thinking out loud – never mind. Thanks Marina for expeditiously responding and resolving my issues, as well as for the two freebie drink (any size -woohoo) coupons. Er, kinda resolving I should say … now have customer service rep Michelle on the case lending a helping hand … w/another drink coupon being sent my way, lol! Like I said during our conversation, I never call about all the good experiences, I really wish I never had to contact/call you ’bout the bad … gratis coffee/tea or not!

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from the shit house to the white house!!

Talking ’bout my good friend *wink wink* Jeff R. (not his real name) and his newfound status. Kiss that crap goodbye, welcome to the high life! Well, ‘cept for that fucked up mess (def ain’t a pretty sight – I can personally attest) constantly sucking the life outta ya! I feel for you my brother! Soldier on motherfucker, soldier on!!


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I love my brother! I don’t love my brother!

As much I was avoiding it, was forced to call bro#1. He brought me down quickly. Are we even fucking related, lol? No matter. I know the sibling-rivalry-reasons behind all this, it goes back fiftyfuckingyearsforChrissakes!! With kindred spirits sunk, and perhaps with me wanting to vent … out of the blue called bro#3. Happy, I did too. Our conversation was nothing but positive, full of laughs, and when informed of my current, albeit temporary job, “NICE!!” was his enthusiastic and supportive reply. Thanks for the love, the laughs! Yep, WE def are related, lol!! 


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I found bliss in ignorance

I cannot take this anymore
Saying everything I’ve said before
All these words they make no sense
Everything you say to me
And I’m about to break
I need a little room to breathe
And I’m about to break
Over and over again
Just like before

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I don’t wanna be full of hate for anybody but it’s too late

it’s the reason for my pain in a season to celebrate
well I can’t love you anymore I’m scared of the sound of it
and woman I just wanted more it’s the reason why I’m here

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Poutine? Dude, thought ya said poontang!

Honestly, ain’t joking! And for a second, took me smilingly back to my youth mishearing you! I agree, would be great to grab some poutine, or some poontang … or both, lol!

… legalized brothels should add this to list of services offered, catering to horny ‘n hungry Canadians, lol!!


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Better Beer for a Better Life

Nothin’ like beer for a life-pick-me-up! Least something good happened today! Heard many positive things ’bout Indie Alehouse Brewing Co. and though I’m often in The Junction … I’ve never been. With today’s circumstances conspiring against me, was no way was gonna add to that dubious streak of missing out on great suds! Being the artful-parking-dodger that I am, lucked out TWICE w/the same city servant dispensing tickets like nobody’s business. “Why don’t you just pay?” she asked all upset-like, as if the money not being collected was hers, lol … before moving along looking for her next ticket tally, and more importantly … luckily letting me off scot-free w/my scofflawing ways, lol! A few pics, y’all!

Beer To Go!

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Choices. Hmmm?

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Me & My Growler!

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Wit’ner Toque!

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One Day Old Beer!

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If only life was so easy, so simple? We can only hope!

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