finally… an updated selfie!

… (is a prime number btw) and I cannot wait till it hits zero! … ok, here goes; I’M MOVING BITCHES, and am chuffed as fuck! The cat was let outta bag for those in the know some time ago, and now y’all are officially included in dansnewsoftheday… I’m moving to Leslieville (many pics/blogs will follow too – promise)! Queen Street East Mofos! I’m gonna be an east-end hipster, lol! I keep calendar counting down the days, playing it all out in my mind, over and over… and over! Completely cognizant there’s still so much to do before the day arrives, but come October 1st, am looking (& leaping) forward to the countless, new neighbourhood experiences to enjoy… is my (soon to be) new life! Yep, chuffed as mofo fuck!
… perhaps a hop, skip (no jump – weez too old) for burgers @ the Brooklyn to celebrate (again), whaddya ya think Tiff K?… yer dime… well, maybe, we’ll see, lol!
… she blurted it out – interrupting our business discussions… I love that shit, lol!! I stopped her at that moment… to grab a pen and write it down verbatim in case I forgot! Angela, you were such a lovely person/shining star when we first spoke over a week ago, I was thrilled when you answered the phone tonight! I recognized your name/voice immediately, and was happy you remembered me as well.
Weighed my financial options, I cut the cord… been w/you since ’92 too! But, these dealings of late, was the final straw! Even gave y’all a tongue lashing a few days back, warning I’d be bailing… and, now… I did! Told ya so mofos!! Bottom line, my wallet is $389 fatter for my diligence & persistence!
F U Johnny… looks like cocksuckers are all yours now Tiff… good luck!!
best zodiac sign (ever, lol) is leaving us again till next year. and, much much too soon – went by so fucking fast! on a positive note; least we have 10 more days of July left. wanna give a big shout-out to all you cancer babies out there. personally know SO SO many, and always think of you all come summer. also, BIG shout-out to everyone who sent b’day wishes my way… thanks! peace&love!
… a lioness!! honest to fuck, why is it that some people get shit done where others fail? and, why is it that i always have horseshoes up my fecking ass? i swear, this whole ordeal was drawn out for at least 2 months w/incompetent Carol at the helm. Sue ended it today in a 15 minute conversation! funny; again w/the horseshoes… my phone rang just as i pulled off a major road into an industrial area allowing me to park and answer – another fortuitous bounce in dansfavour. i can’t explain any of it, shit is so surreal! explaining to Sue that i simply wanted a resolution, and leading her w/the proverbial carrot… she threw $250 at me… for my inconvenience (maybe, i’m a masterful puppeteer?!?!)! i happily accepted… looks like CIBC and i are back to being friends again!