danistrulytheman

I'm STILL a self confessing, self professing know-it-all, or so I think!


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Evander Holy-Shit!!

Still am in disbelief?!?! You are incredible, talk about customer loyalty – an Apple in my eye! Left my iTunes library for dead after my deleting missteps/futile transfer attempts! Wasn’t even the reason for today’s phone call, only wanted to transfer/salvage cds I burned yesterday! I did all my crying last night, was moving forward despite it all … but you were able to retrieve all my songs. Thank you! Funny thing though, this whole transfer thingie WAS WAY WAY harder than even you imagined, gave you plenty (PLENTY) of troubles too … as evidenced by our 2 hour chat – with you having complete shared access to both my computers to boot! No goddamn fucking way laypeople coulda figured that shit out! No way! Am so thrilled as you [other(s) too, lol] intimated that I don’t migrate data! What a fucking mess that woulda been as you said … bringing over all my headaches, my problems … so much redundancy, files piled upon files upon files upon files upon files … woulda brought all that crap over to my brand spanking new iMac! Now that that’s done, cleared away the Mini off my desk (monitor/speakers for now – till you call back Sunday so we can wipe it clean military grade too as you suggested … and since we are, am gonna sell the bitch too, better than sledgehammering as I told ya I was gonna do, lol), so many wires gone – more to go, but looks so (exsqueeze the poor/dark lighting folks – ya get the idea y’all) squeaky-clean! Thank you Evander, will talk Sunday, looking forward to your call!!

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laughter is the only thing that’ll keep you sane

don’t let evil get you down
in this madness spinning round and round

take courage when the road is long
don’t ever forget you are never alone

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lost a bank account – no foolsie!!

happy april one danistrulytheman! was already pissed at my bank regarding a completely unrelated concern – didn’t help when today i finally received a phone call regarding it only to be told … we’re looking into the matter! geez, thanks! for nothing! a-holes! so back to my lost account; i have this american plan – for free too mind you, but logging into my bank app this morning, see this hideous monthly service charge? started googling shit, and see that my bank made changes regarding this account effective march 31?! yesterday! wow! what a fine yankee doodle dandy! a quick call, tell the rep i wasn’t aware of these changes and i’m reimbursed their blood-sucking fee. then, have her proceed to empty the account (transfer funds). then am put on hold to be transferred to another department, which quickly assists me in closing the account! done, and done!


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Zexy Zen!!

Sexy Zen Baby … today was the day! I had these beautiful, quintessential, Saab ALU36 rims w/ ZR tyres in storage, waiting for warmer weather. Recently, I’ve been searching online wanting to swap out my winters for my summers. Having a hard time too, finally said fuck it – drove to see my man Ram (was so nice seeing him btw – he even knew/sensed the changes in my life, that was before he saw my new ride … and then when he did, he immediately understood why I bought the fecking thing – he got it … now, actually am contemplating further simple servicing w/ him) … luckily he wasn’t too busy and he even topped up the pressure to 35psi when done. AND, the best part … he was WAY cheaper than everybody else – $20 … are you f’n kidding me?!?! Driving back on the highway … OMG, difference was night and day compared to the winter tyres – unbelievably quiet, smooth … and w/ so much grip! Chuffed as fuck, you have no idea!! Funny; realized on the drive back, this is my first time behind the wheel (other than the test drive I took mid November last year) with these gorgeous summer rims/tyres since I bought it! Took her for a wash as soon as I got back home – was mandatory!

Zweet!! A few pics y’all!!

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Mackenzie, you motherfucking rock!!

Hope w/ all yer awesomeness we can come to a seeing-things-my-way-resolution! Nuthin’ better than an all’s well that ends well story! AND, you almost were able to right my ship being wronged all by yer London lonesome! You sure stepped up … girl def has my back! Somebody give her a raise licketysplitquick … she’s a keeper!!


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WordPress, I loathe you!!

You have no fucking idea! I’ve been blogging here 5 1/2 + years … yet, it’s all I can do keeping me from quitting yer sorry ass! Any, and all changes ya make/implement hoping for/expecting a smoother blogging service, ain’t working! And, making matters worse, ya never listen. Please hear me loud and clear – one more time … LEAVE MY SHIT ALONE!!


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i ain’t got nobody. nobody, nobody cares for me. nobody, nobody.

bop, boze-de-boze-de-bop, se-de-bop

humala bebuhla zeebuhla boobuhla
humala bebuhla zeebuhla bop

ain’t got nobody (nobody), nobody (nobody)
nobody (nobody), nobody (nobody)
no one (no one), no one (no one)
loop-de-loop (loop-de-loop)
darling, darling (darling, darling)
getting serious (getting serious)
got to see the walls (got to see the walls)
over there (over there)
nobody (nobody), not no one (not no one)
nobody (nobody), nobody (nobody)
nobody (nobody), nobody (nobody)
nobody (nobody)
nobody cares for me

 


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diggin’ the sam can!

… and the Sam Adams Boston Lager of course! Check out the frothy head! Filthy good y’all!! So much went into the development of this can – google it, see for yourself. Was very curious if we Canucks would luck out w/ the Sam can too? I mean, it was developed for the US market w/ your piddly 12 fl oz cans … wasn’t sure if the Boston Beer Company Sam-can-slammed us as well w/ our upsized 473 ml cans? Yep, check the lip … they did!   I gots me a new friend, and his her name is Sam!

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18888

lucky number! days I’ve been alive – give or take (didn’t think I’d post on the actual day did ya, lol)! and today, find out purely by dumb luck, it’s luckier than I previously thought – is exactly one month left enduring his stupidity/idiocy. meanwhile, gonna take the high road … will keep on smiling, and savouring those extra-sheckels I’ll be pocketing till his caboose gets kicked! 18888 y’all!


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I’ve been sittin’ here just wastin’ time, drinking, smoking, thinking, trying to free my mind

I’ve been sittin’ here just wastin’ time
Drinking, smoking, thinking, trying to free my mind
I’ve been sittin’ here just wastin’ time
Drinking, smoking, trying to free my mind
Smokin’ and drinkin’
I’ve been sittin’ here just wastin’ time
Drinking, smoking, thinking, and trying to free my mind
Tryin’ to free my mind
I’ve been sittin’ here just wastin’ time
Drinking, smoking, trying to free my mind
Wastin’ my time
Hey I’m smokin’
Hey I’m drinkin’ tryin’ to free my mind
I’ve been sittin’ here just wastin’ time
Drinking, smoking, trying to free my mind
… my pi day 3.1415 (almost) 4:20!


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now I’ve been walkin’ the earth since the beginning of time and I won’t leave till I receive that 7th sign

please God please I’ll pay any cost
if you’d just stop the world cause I wanna get off

there’s too much hardship there’s too much pain
there’s too many motherfuckers tryin’ to get in my brain

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meatballs, mushrooms, and marinara!

… m&m, & m! long story short; know damn well whole roasted mushrooms don’t belong – my 1st intent was meatball sandwiches. out the window that went. made my famous balls, instead served it simply. if served w/ $50 Barolo constitutes simply. next day, became my traditional spaghettini&meatballs (love this) meal. 3rd day turned into ‘the tossin’ the lot, the whole kit and kaboodle – then baking (my fave, btw – sorry, no pics) it. plus, still have 2 more days eats left! sweet, my 5 day eye-talian meal!

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