danistrulytheman

I'm STILL a self confessing, self professing know-it-all, or so I think!


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outside the wind is blowin’ it seems to call your name again

where have you gone

I’m just tryin’ to find me

a pretty smile that I can get into
it’s true I’m lost without you

why is it life turns out that way
just when you think you got a good thing
it seems to slip away

it’s warm outside no clouds are in the sky
but I need myself a place to go and hide
I keep it to myself
I don’t want nobody else
to see me cryin’ all those tears in my eyes


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All Along the Watchtower

… sorry Jimi, takin’ ’bout Jehovah here … not that I endorse ANY religion, or prescribe to the concept of organized religion for that matter … ’cause I motherfucking DON’T  … and I ain’t lookin’ for Holy Rollers to click [follow] so please don’t … it’s not like one’s better (or worse) than any other … and for the record, I’m affiliated with none … and PROUDLY lettin’ ya know. I do believe in a higher power, am extremely aware and attuned to daily occurrences in my life that are outta the ordinary and difficult to explain, and while not sure how to classify it … maybe it’s God, (or A God) … maybe not, I dunno, but I do believe there’s more to this (life, I mean) than this!! Today (in my eyes) was proof of it … and my first thought was … Sham … but thinking and rethinking it deeper and further, backpedaling to the beginning … realized it WAS Angelo who set the wheels of this wonderful day in motion. Thanks for comin’a-knockin’ when you did … and thank you for the literature, and good luck helping/guiding others in your noble pursuit. Hmmm, Angelo – that means Angel, no?!?! And in a life comes full circle, a yinn’-yangin’ pushme-pullme equilibrium spiritual kinda way … attribute today’s good fortune to you my friend!!

one-hundred-eighty-woohoo-smackeroos …


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Superbad

… LOL, funny movie … sophomoric shit … shows ya ma juvenile taste. And Yes, laughed my ass off at Porky’s way back when too. You could see the comedic talent in Jonah Hill … and Jules is played by Emma Stone. This clip cracks me up, never get tired of Seth’s scene stealing line  … ALMOST made it my post title … 😆

the funny thing about my back is, is that it’s located on my cock


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and tomorrow we might wake on the other side

~don’t look at me~

every day is so wonderful
then suddenly it’s hard to breathe
now and then I get insecure
from all the pain I’m so ashamed

I am beautiful no matter what they say
words can’t bring me down
I am beautiful in every single way
yes words can’t bring me down oh no
so don’t you bring me down today

you are beautiful no matter what they say
words can’t bring you down oh no
you are beautiful in every single way
yes words can’t bring you down oh no
so don’t you bring me down today

’cause we are beautiful no matter what they say
yes words won’t bring us down oh no
we are beautiful in every single way
yes words can’t bring us down oh no
so don’t you bring me down today


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the big bosomed lady with a Dutch accent who tried to change my point of view

you’re ageless timeless lace and fineness
you’re beauty and elegance

you’re a rhapsody a comedy
you’re a symphony and a play

you’re an essay in glamour
please pardon the grammar
but you’re every schoolboy’s dream
you’re Celtic United but baby I’ve decided
you’re the best team I’ve ever seen


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My KenKen Zen

LOVE this!! And this particular game (version) with rows of nine/a grid of eighty one  … it’s the toughest, the most challenging – KenKen putting its best to the test (honestly, because it’s so mentally demanding, find it so relaxing and peaceful (weird, eh?!) … ZenBaby, lol) as it were. I still remember being introduced to it at Shouldice, grabbing a complimentary copy of The Globe And Mail and finding myself intrigued by this new puzzle, and feeling cocky (yeah yeah yeah, lol) as I began playing while awaiting my turn with the good doctor … almost 30 minutes elapsed, and still was stumped … then it suddenly started falling into place … and at that time the Dr. came out and called my name … and quickly did a one-eighty, expecting me to be following right behind. Nope, not a fucking chance. Didn’t flinch – remained seated … needed 20 more seconds to complete my first attempt at KenKen – wasn’t about to quit/give in then … hernia be damned, lol!! And, I’ve never looked back … before that day, Sudoku was my game … find KenKen much more tantalizing. Completion can take anywhere from 15 minutes, to a few days (I never devote more than half an hour at a sitting btw). Love logic – love keeping my brain sharp … but not my pencil, ALWAYS play in pen. Inked, no 2nd chances here folks!!

2 recent games (victorious – go ahead, check … PLEASE, lol) …

➡ posted: on-the-four-two-oh


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lack of love on my about, s’up with that shit?!?!

… or lack of Like …  my WordPressbad-ass!! Comments too?! Zip, nada, zilch … motherfucking bupkis?!?! I’ve been really trying … trying to hold back this feeling for so long … we’re all sensitive people with so much to give … many sad sacks appear to have both in spades, leaving me scratching my head wondering how you do it?! ‘Cause trust me, I ain’t the biggest loser of the lot – motherfucking far from it, and I know you have loyal followings … ‘CAUSE YA KEEP TELLING ME, lol … and ya incessantly keep begging me to whore myself out, pathethicattempting adding to yer lists, LOL!! Me? My huge slice of humble-handsome-pie? … I can proudly count my true-blue backers on two fingers … ardent readers (ok, glancers … sideways too – at best, lol … but I digress) of myalloverthefrickenmapbrilliance … and if I were to lose those 2fingers … trust me (again) … one way or another … would STILL def-give y’all the 1finger salute!! 😈


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know it sounds funny but I just can’t stand the pain

seems to me girl you know I done all I can
you see I begged stole and I borrowed

I wanna be high so high
I wanna be free to know the things I do are right
I wanna be free – just me

why in the world would anybody put chains on me?

everybody wants me to be what they want me to be

… is why I’m easy – easy like Sunday morning


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Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?

Thought I’d post today – 10/10/12 (close as I could get to 10 10 10) … about a week and a half ago I found a dime, later the same day … I found another. I’m talking on the street, pavement, parking lot … and bear in mind, it isn’t too often I find lost/dropped money (except lowly pennies, I never stoop that low to snap up one red cent … who does, lol?) … probably the same as all of you. Then a few days later, I spot ANOTHER dime on the ground … shit, I thought the first two was strange enough, was hard to dismiss … but three? Coincidence, I think not … spookily believe there’s more to it than that, a hidden message/meaning … and any wisdom and insight sorting its significance would be gladly appreciated. Could any of this be spiritualistic … or isdantrulyanutjob, lol?


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“stop playing with your food” – danistrulytheman

It’s what separates the professional chef from the home cook … and no matter how LOUD I yell and how often I crow emphasizing/stressing the point … Y’ALWAYS wanna constantly check/nudge/flip/away like its nobody’s business. STOP!! Let it do its thing!!


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I know I know for sure that life is beautiful around the world

I know I know for sure
that life is beautiful around the world

rompin’ and a-stompin’ ’cause I’m in my prime

I know I know for sure
ding dang dong dong deng deng dong dong ding dang
I know I know it’s you
ding dang dong dong deng deng dong dong ding dang


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low-key Thanksgiving!!

Circumstances (which I won’t get into, divulge) dictated this simple affair!! And ya know what?? … easy and understated beats fancy schmancyANYEFFINGTIME!! Felt great for once not slaving (for days) in the kitchen for the troops. Too tired to story-tell folks … here’s a few pics from earlier today.

Creemore, coffee, and Canadian sparkling water …

Tiff K’s flat top

Burger, frites and mayonnaise (love the Bibb btw) …

check out the doneness, perfectly rare …

another look  …

… and the bill …


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if you want to get your soul to heaven trust in me

now don’t you judge or question
you are broken now but faith can heal you
just do everything I tell you to do

Jesus Christ why don’t you come save my life now

open my eyes blind me with your light now

choices always were a problem for you
what you need is someone strong to guide you
deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow
what you need is someone strong to guide you
like me like me like me like me


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on an omelette roll

… yeah yeah, quit rolling yer eyes (and don’t think I can’t see you ’cause I can, lol). Just a quickie post y’all … mushrooms (cremini today) are always a must, fresh herbs too (oregano, thyme, Italian parsley) when available from my garden (and don’t forget my use the best eggs rule) … but what I’m really impressed/surprised with … and admittedly I stumbled upon it purely by accident, is the combination of two cheeses … had a bit of both – equal portions left in the fridge, so it was a no-brainer – Greek feta and creamy havarti!! I’ve NEVER EVER seen those used in tandem … in ANY meal, or any recipe … so yes, I will deservedly take credit (please forgive me while I sit back and gloat, lol). The crumbly, dry, saltiness of the feta plays off beautifully of the easy to melt, smooth textured, mild and slightly nutty flavour of the havarti … what a beautiful combination … sheer genius – if I do say so myself!! A couple of pics … served with generously buttered toasted English muffins … enjoy!!